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FUNCTIONAL DISREPAIR Email Thingy


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Do you need advice? Looking for a recipe? Want ideas for dancing costumes or fancy dress? Or do you just need a bossy woman to give you a good talking to? Click on the button to open the email window, say whatever it is you want to say, zap it off to me and I'll get back to you, promise.



NOTE: If you ask me for something, I'll take it as read that you won't mind if I include your request and my reply in these pages, for the future guidance and edification of my legion of fans and sad persons everywhere in the known world (hem, hem).





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