WHEN I MISS A SPECIAL PERSON,

I DON'T HAVE TO GO FAR....

I JUST HAVE TO LOOK INSIDE MY HEART...

BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU ALWAYS ARE...

ONE NIGHT THE MOON SAID TO ME, "IF YOUR LOVE MAKES YOU CRY,

WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE YOUR LOVE...

AND I SAID MOON, " WOULD YOU EVER LEAVE YOUR SKY"

A FRIEND IS ONE WHO LENDS YOU...

PEN IN SCHOOL

NOTES IN HIGHSCHOOL

BIKE IN COLLEGE

GF IN UNIVERSITY

AND WIFE AFTER MARRIAGE

ARE YOU MY FRIEND?? PLEASE REPLY I AM WAITING...

HUM WO ISHQ HAIN JO DIL BANKAR DHADAKTE HAIN,

HUM VO KHUSHBOO HAIN JO BAAHO MEIN MAHAKTE HAIN,

HUMSE PYAAR NA KARNA E ZALIM,

HUM VO DARD HAIN JO AANKHO SE CHALAKTE HAIN

WHAT A CHIKEN WILL SAY WHEN IT'S BEEN COOKED WITH GREEN PALAK???

"HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA RANG DAALA...MAAR DAALA....MAAR DAALA..."

MAANA HUMNE HII CHEDA THA AAPKO

MAGAR DEKHKAR HUME AAP MUSKURAYE KYON THE???

AGAR AAPKE SHEHAR MEIN KOI HOSPITAL NAHI THA

TO HADDIYA TOODNE VAALE GUNDE BULVAAYE KYON THE???

SMILE IS LIGHTING SYSTEM OF THE FACE,

COOLING SYSTEM OF A MIND AND WARMING SYSTEM FOR HEART

SO KEEP SMILING ALL THE DAY. GOODMORNING....

BEST WAY TO APPROACH A GIRL... GO TO HER &

SAY "IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST?" SHE WILL SAY "WHAT?"

THEN YOU SAY NO NO, "I ASKED SO BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A BOMB