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[12:39] Scene 2: Brendan's state secondary college, Springvale
[FX: school bell]
Teacher
Jason, Jason... I've asked you once, Jason, SIT.
2Pot
Ya mum!
Teacher
What?
2Pot
Ya mum!!
Teacher
Just find a seat!
Stephanie
Sir, you said we'd have the test today. I studied last night...
Teacher
Yes Stephanie, I know - if people would just - ah, Jason, SIT!
2Pot
Ya mum!
Teacher
Here's the test question: "Macbeth's downfall is due to his own evil, not the witches'."
2Pot
Fuck ya mum!!
Teacher (shocked)
...What did you say?
2Pot
Oh teacher, it's recess - the bell went - it's later
I've got to go see the co-ordinator
My pumper is broken; with asthma I seethe
Teacher, oh teacher - I'm unable to breathe!
(Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I)
(Can I get out of class please?)
The speaker just called me up to the head
My parents have split up; my dog - he's dead.
To Mecca I must pray; my toes, they will freeze
The law says you must! It's one hundred degrees.
(Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I)
(Can I get out of class please?)
I've a doctor's appointment, I've landed a job
I've contracted cancer, I've a bank to rob
Famine, war, hunger, pestilence, disease
Will devour the world lest you hear my pleas
(Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I)
(Can I get out of class please? - yeah)
(Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I)
(Can I get out of class please?)
Teacher
Yeah well it'll get you out of here, I s'pose.
2Pot
Brendan wants to come too!
Brendan
What?
2Pot (to Brendan)
Shut up! (to teacher) Sir, can Brendan come?
Teacher
...Go, the both of you!
2Pot
Oh teacher, I thank you! I'll be back so quick.
You're a good man, and trusty, and kind... and sick
We're off to the dunnies, you witless sucker!
We're smoking a joint! Then spraying your car!
[FX: toilet flushes, a joint is lit and toked]
2Pot
You want one?
Brendan
Na-ah!
2Pot
Ah, go on, we're in the dunnies! No one's gonna see.
Brendan
Shit man, are you really gonna spray his car? Like, are you a member of a gang or something? Are you like one of those Hedgeburner guys?
2Pot
Hedgeburners are all just some private school poofs
Who're pretending they won't go to uni
If they're outlaws, that makes Mariah Carey Biafran
Cos her waistline is puny
Most homies are jerks, shoplifters are turds
I'm sick to the half-wrecked train carriage
A rich boy who gets a tram to his school
Did to protest his mother's new marriage
You can bullshit the skaters, arsewhip the goths -
In punk bands they talk about clothes -
But wogboys or Turkish, weapons or not,
There's one thing that all of them knows:
(Don't fuck with the Springy Nips)
(Don't fuck with the Springy Nips)
The Nips, they aren't joking, they're fresh off the boat
And there's no way that they're going back
These boys are the sons of the army that once
Kicked the white devils out of Nui Dhat!
(Don't fuck with the Springy Nips)
(Don't fuck with the Springy Nips)
Their future is rotten, their present is worse
Their past is what makes them such fuckers;
Try reason; bring chains; pack knives; release dogs:
You don't argue with flying nunchuckas.
(Don't fuck with the Springy Nips)
(Don't fuck with the Springy Nips)
(Don't fuck with the Springy Nips)
(Don't fuck with the Springy Nips)
Brendan
You hang with the Springy Nips?
2Pot
Ah, y'know, I'm not at Kambrook so I can't be officially part of 'em, but yeah! Y'know... we hang.
Brendan
Man... I heard they have all this Asian shit! So when they fight they do all that kickboxing and they can break your jaw just with their toes!
2Pot
That's shit man! "Xing sou phat nui zong bui!"
Brendan
...Shit! What's that shit?!
2Pot
It means "death from the dragon to all who betray". Never betray the Nips, man, never! I never will. ...I know it's coming to me if I do.
Brendan
Fuck!
2Pot
So you wanna do this car? Got a can right here,. let's go!
[FX: aerosol can shaken, sprayed]
Brendan
What's that, man?
2Pot
That's me tag!
Brendan
What's it say? "Tru-"... "Trolp-"... "Trollop Weenie"?
2Pot
Fuck you!
Brendan
Oh, sorry man. It says... "Spot"... "Spot the Weiner"?
2Pot
Shit man! "2Pot Screama"! That's who I am!
Brendan
...fuck!
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