Birthday: January 15, 1979

Height: 5'9"

Weight: Depends on how fiendly I get with Little Debbie (Usually 145)

Major: English Education

Secret desire: It's no secret. I want to score. And for some reason it is just not happening right now.

Secret shame: I once had an addiction to Oatmeal Cream Pies.

Pet peeves: Big, dumb people who resemble Grimace. Also Astroturf.

Favorite color: Purple

Personal quote: "Damn. How come come nobody ever told me?"

Favorite beverage: Ice Tea (Soon to be the Long Island version of this particular beverage)

Favorite food: Nachos...with extra cheese

Favorite music: Pink Floyd "The Wall"

Hobbies: Umm...Drum Corps...Listening to music...Playing frisbee

Turn-ons: Band Chicks, women who can beat me in arm wrestling, a woman who can out drink me (Which isn't as hard as you think)

Turn-offs: Bad hygiene, girls who say "I'm fat" when they weigh 110 lbs.