Members of the 1997 OSU Marching Tuba section (in no particular order):

Bryant "Penis Wrench" Warren *+-	Ph
David "Scoc" Green +-	Ph
Mike "Dizzy" Ary +-	Ph
Chuck "Dweenil" Lester +-	Ph
Stanton "Daryl" Ingram	Ph
Chris "Skinny Bastard" Amos -	Ph
Glenn "Dig Dug" Burr	Ph
Aaron "Zesta" Landers	Ph
Jon "Horny" Matthews	Ph
Brett "Skippy Q" Stevens +-	Ph
Brett "Pimp Daddy" Smith	Ph
Jim "Jimbo" Hooper +	Ph
Seth "Idaho" Hoover	Ph
Jerrod "Dilbert" Vick	Ph
Russell "D.C." Wright +	Ph

(* = section leader; + = vet; - = Spirit Band member)