哈蒙在我的生命中一直扮演人生嚮導及心靈捕手的角色,指引我渡過許多人生中的黑暗期,幫助我走出陰霾,在這裡我要感謝哈蒙對我的照顧和指導,謝謝哈蒙,你是我最好最好的朋友!

接下來是哈蒙轉寄給我的一封有趣的信:

巧克力比性更好的二十四個原因:

(瞧瞧吧!這有點限制級,我就不翻譯啦)

1. You can get chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate doesn't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates.

9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

10. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

11. "If you love me you'd swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.

12. With chocolate there is no need to fake it.

13. Chocolate doesn't get you pregnant.

14. You can have chocolate anytime of the month.

15. Good chocolate is easy to find.

16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

17. You are never too old or too young for chocolate.

18. When you are having chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.

19. With chocolate size doesn't matter....it's always good.

20. You don't have to beg to get chocolate.

21. You can have chocolate with little kids and not go to jail.

22. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you've had it.

23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday.

24. It's easy to find 8 inches of chocolate.

"Shinju" and Harmon

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