6/2 - On the phone with Erika

"Yes, continue making fun of Sarah McLachlan while I get my gun." - Andrew

6/5 - Andrew's House, trampolining and such.

"I really like this CD.  I should get it . . . oh wait, it's MINE!" - Erika
"My handwriting changed like, yesterday." - Sara
Andrew:  It's meant to support a mug.
Ben:  Apparently I'm a very large mug!
(Lauren was confused by Ben's statement, not having heard mine.  And Ben
explained.)
Lauren:  Now it's funny!
"She went into [a state of] I'm not alive anymore." - Alex Spitzli (first quote!)

6/6 - Sara's House and email

"She's having a bad hair life." - Sara, about Mia

Survey:  Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Erika:  No but I'm currently accepting applications.

6/7 - A ride in Sue's Car

"He knew we were watching him, so he took it out of his pants." - Sue, about a man attempting to shoplift.
"It's too hot to steal a car." - Sue, refusing to shut her car windows upon leaving it.
"Ew, it smells like nature." -- Sue

6/8 - Online with Alyssa

"My client's version does not support Bglowslieth." -- Alyssa

6/11 - Erika's House and Mini Golf

"Gravity is doing a bang-up job." -- Andrew
"The laws of physics are doing just fine.  Chemistry on the other hand, does not work here." -- Gary

"This hole needs a bunny." -- Erika

6/12 - Picnicking at Northport harbor

"Let's see what I can do to fuck up my life." -- Suzanne
"Today's Man is yesterday's woman." -- Suzanne

6/13 - Canoeing, Kathleen's House, Matt's House (playing Mao)

"Adam is no longer holy." -- Matt
"That swan just walked on water!  It's Jesus!" -- Andrew

Sara:  It's been known to happen.
Adam:  What?
Sara:  The eating of onions by Asparagus.
"He should be a woman, so I can marry her." -- Andrew

"It's a doublemint commercial!" -- Kathleen
"Who invited the Ku Klux Klan to this party?" -- Andrew

6/16 - Rainforest Cafe

"Fuck, lady, it's not that hard!" -- Dan
"He's like the white rabbit, that black fish." -- Matt
"Oops, here comes my breast!  Let me just tuck that back in." -- Erika
visiting the hippo = going to the bathroom
"Stu likes porn." -- Kathleen

6/18 - Matt's House, moving wood

"Wood is so heavy; trees must weigh a lot." -- Sara

6/23 - Dix Hills Diner (as opposed to THE Diner)

"Matt's hair is stupid, and I helped!" -- Brady Berman

6/24 - Kathleen's House

"Think of things to beeeeee . . . and BE them." -- Kathleen
"Today, today, I'll see you, today." -- Andrew (to the tune of "Tomorrow")

6/26 - Matt's graduation party

"The quotebook is not to be taken internally." -- Erika
"My ankle hurts like seven and a half bitches." -- Matt

6/27 - Commack Graduation

"I see a head.  I see THE head." -- Random woman

6/29 - Work

"Would you make a copy of each of these and fax it to this schmuck here?" -- Donna, Andrew's boss
"You talkin' to me there, Mumbles?" -- Diane

6/30 - Email

"I don't care what kingdom or phylum my food comes from." -- Kathleen