3/2 - Random

"Don't be fooled by the Nutri Grain bar!" - Pamphlet in Graham Dining Hall
"Warning: statement with no effect." - C compiler
"That's my fire-breathing liberalism I guess." - Mark

3/3 - Music Office, Andrew's Room

Andrew: What time is it?
Mike Errickson: It's 1 of . . . it's one of the reasons you should get a watch.
"Fantasy, lots of touching." - Sarah Winger
This quote has been removed at the request of the quotee.

3/5 - Carousel Mall

"This store would be easier to find if it were surrounded by stores named [Utah] and Kansas." - Andrew (about the store Colorado)

3/6 - Jesse Marsh's Room, Tom Collins consumption

"A spoonful of sugar helps the gin go down." - Andrew
"Don't clean your teeth at me!" - Esther

3/7 - Cricket's Room, watching the X Files

"Hello?  Evil, is that you?" - Alyssa

3/8 - WRT 209

"His ethos is kind of crusty." - Jankie

3/10 - Ear Training, Don's Room watching the 5^th Element

Rebekah Ingram: Do I get extra credit for getting it right?
Dr. Downing: No, but you do get a warm feeling inside.
"It slices, it dices, it recreates the human genome!" - Alyssa

3/11 - Overdue Definitions, random quotes

Pizza = Sex (See 8/13/98)
Soup = Alcohol
Hink = Oops.  Origin: I wrote online to Kathleen "I t I know what you mean.hink"  It was supposed to say "I think I know what you mean," but the hink part of think somehow ran away and got stuck at the end of the sentence.
"The hink ran away with the spoon." - Kathleen (online)
Everyone: What time is your flight?
Andrew: 7:45
Everyone: In the morning??

3/12 - Hancock Airport, waiting to go home

"Let me give you the number of me." - Man on a cell phone

3/13 - Gasho, complicating children's songs

"The oink is ubiquitous" - Andrew (formerly "everywhere an oink oink")

3/15 - Sara's House, making a collage

"Erectile dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, did we mention erectile dysfunction?" - Matt (commenting on a viagra ad)
"I throw some mighty fine tantrums." - Sara

3/16 - Andrew's House

"Oh my G-d, you've got mail, you bastard!" - A combined AOL and South Park sound on my sister's computer
"Death is nature's way of killing you." - Bill Maher (on Politically Incorrect)

3/17 - Hofstra, visiting Sue

"I have the bladder of a 9-month-old kitten." - Sue
"Sue, Long Island just flew out of your mouth!" - Debbie Gaine

3/18 - Matt's House, after having visited John Glenn High School

"Whipped cream, but I'm still mad at you, so whatever." - Kim Obrien
"Prepare your ass to be beaten." - Phillipe Behar
"You are to keep your mouth off of her!" - Kim

3/22 - Ear Training

"Maybe [the triplets] ate them all." - Rebekah

3/24 - Online with Sara

"The winds of change blow!" - Andrew
Andrew: I'm taking a vacation from modesty.
Sara: Send me a postcard, I'm at humility.

3/28 - Random

"It's been, one week since the project was due, and you're only on the third measure." - Bryanna Parr (to the tune of "One Week" by BNL)
"Hi, I'm Dick Clark's head." - Futurama
"I'm a procrastination major with a concentration in goofing off.  I'm thinking of minoring in sitting on my fat lazy ass." - Andrew (online with Dawn)

3/29 - Graham Dining Hall

"Better safe than DEAD." - Andrew (about CO detectors)
"The sale and possession of Ethanies is prohibited in the state of Kansas." - Andrew
"It's a very bright shirt . . . and? . . . and it's got a blue 'S' . . . and? . . . and when he walked by I blinked a lot . . . no, the shirt. . . . well, it's orange . . . is that all? . . . nothing rhymes with orange." - Cricket (to the tune of some song from Into the Woods)