11/1 -- IST 255, Flint Main Desk

"You are, by taking IST 255, more geeky than the average person." -- Dave Butler
"I figured you two might [remember], but none of us humans do." -- Dave Butler

"I'm a horny bastard, so I'm bitter." -- Tim

11/3 -- Walking out of IST 255, Schine Dining

"This I especially don't approve of." -- Rachel

"Is it major?  Is it minor?  We don't know." -- Kelly

11/4 -- Flint 1A

"So you guys are ... robots?" -- 1A resident

11/5 -- Flint Main Desk

"I finger my parts with pride." -- Cameron

11/6 -- Kutshers

"[Kutshers] is like, the Jewish version of Atlantic City." -- Erin Boccio
Rachel Boccio:  57?  That's my lucky number!
Lauren Berman:  Last time 60 something was your lucky number.
Rachel:  I have a lot of lucky numbers.

11/7 -- Kutshers, in the car, Online

"G-d, it's great to be 2 again!" -- Paul Franzece

"That was the most perfect vomit I've ever seen!" -- Reyna Berman (Andrew's Mom)

"Talk to you later, hope your ear returns to normal size." -- Tracee

11/8 -- Eggers Cafe

"When your RA and I are shooting up together, we talk about your marijuana habits." -- Kelly

11/10 -- Orange Opus, Flint Main Desk

"Would you like some road with your water?" -- Ben
"Oh that's what it is.  It's one of those for String Quartet." -- Ben, being unable to
pronounce "Passacaglia"
Ben:  That saxophone is too small for that man.
Cricket:  Maybe it shrunk in the dryer.
Ben:  But not the dryers in Flint!

"I've vomited a lot of things in my day, but breasts aren't one of them." -- Meredith
"Camerdith." -- Rosie, successfully combining Cameron and Meredith

11/12 -- Theory

"Sir, did you realize you're the antichrist?" -- Dr. Long

11/13 -- Cricket & Clarice's room, Flint Main Desk

"Sports cause people to wear ugly clothes." -- Cricket

"Well, that's 3 less pot smokers on my floor this evening." -- Andrew

11/17 -- Online

"I am the program manager of hell, the activities coordinator if you will." -- Alyssa

11/18 -- Music office

"Question implied graphite usage." -- Katie Apple

11/23 -- Eggers, Ben's Car

"I'm sorry, I thought that was MY crotch." -- Kim Zerpa (first quote!)

"If you're gonna bafoof, do it that way." -- Jen Bentley (first quote)
Apparently bafoof means vomit.

11/24 -- Northport High School, Erika's Car, Matt's House

"Did you know that at my school you can get a ticket for riding a bicycle drunk?  I think I want one!" -- Jen Lenihan

"Well, now it's 9,999 Maniacs." -- Erika

"How come you have little balls?" -- Alex
"Here, try this condom on.  Whoops, I fell on you!  Whoops, I fell on you again!  And again ..." -- Sara

11/25 -- Thanksgiving at the Berman household

Tracee:  Yum, it tastes like broccoli!
Andrew & Lauren:  Ew, it tastes like broccoli!
"Those Orientals, they really know how to make potato latkes." -- Eric Berman (Andrew's Dad)

11/26 -- Murder Mystery at Adam's

"What are you insinuating?" -- Sara, like 83 times over the course of the dinner
Christine:  Are you insinuating something?
Sara:  Copyright infringement! (sp)

Alex:  Do you know who did it?
Adam:  I wrote it.

"Do you see a penis entering a vagina over there?" -- Alex

11/30 -- Flint Main Desk

"Cameron writes like he writes with his toes." -- Cindy