Last updated 10/11/02

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1. An undergraduate major
2. Something that emits a distinct odor
3. A toy
4. Something undeniably odd
5. Something advertized in a pop-up ad
6. A historical period
7. A genre of music
8. Things
9. Something that has four legs
10. Something that doesn't have four legs (but still has legs)
11. A comedian
12. Someone important (not a comedian)

You have 120 seconds ... GO

The results overall:

1. Geology (8), Geography (3), Geophysics, Genetics, Glass blowing, German.
2. Garbage (2), Grass (2), Gasoline (2), Genitals, Gorgonzola, Grapes, Garage, Gyro, Geraniums, Gentiles, Green, Last night's G-string.
3. Gyroscope (3), Gak (2), Go-Kart, Glowbugs, Gargoyles, Gift box, Gravity, GI Joe, "Germs".
4. Groveman, Giraffe, Green ketchup, Germans, Gnomes, George Bush, Goobers, Gynecological instruments, Google, Gorgalzola thats old, gangrene, Great Green Globs of Gelled Gnu, Genetic mutations, Georgia.
5. Great sex (2), Great Vacations, Get-rich-quick, Gum, Gene therapy, Getaways, Garters, Gold, Girls, Goose porn, God, Gibblets.
6. Greek (3), Georgian (2), Geolithic, Good-ol-days, Golden Age, Guilded Age, Gothic, Gregorian.
7. Gothic (3), Garage (2), Grunge (2), Gregorian (2), "Grass, blue", Generative, Gaelic, Good, Geriatric.
8. G-string, Good, Goya Beans, Guys from Great Britain, Goeffers, General, Great Gatsby, Gack, Gaggles, Golf cart, German Guys, Greenbriar, Gadgets & Gizmos, Gastrointestinal.
9. Giraffe (4), Gopher (2), Garfield, Gazelle, Gnu, Gorilla, Galloping Goats, Gnome, Godzilla, Grasshopper, Grandstands.
10. Gorilla (2), Gimpy the wonderbug, Gandhi, Gnat, Goose, "Goose, Mother", Gremlins, Gryfalcon, Geriatric patient, Gaggle of Geese, gazibo.
11. George Carlin (5), Gilbert Gottfreid (2), Gilda Radner (2), Gary Coleman, Georgia Ragsdale, George W Bush, George.
12. Gandhi (3), George Bush (2), General Ulysses S. Grant, George Costanza, George Lucas, Geraldo, George Washington, Gemrepus, George Clooney, George the curious little monkey, Georgette.

Margaret: 11 points

1. An undergraduate major: geology (0)
2. Something that emits a distinct odor: geraniums (I guess if it's distinct to you, 1)
3. A toy: "germs" yes, i had this toy. ask if you need proof (Your word is as good as gold ;), 1)
4. Something undeniably odd: great greenish gobs of gelled gnu (I feel so used, 5)
5. Something advertized in a pop-up ad (0)
6. A historical period (0)
7. A genre of music: grunge (nope, 0)
8. Things: Greenbriar! (I don't know what that is, but it's indubitably a thing, 1)
9. Something that has four legs: gnu (You're really milkin that gnu for all it's worth aren't ya? 1)
10. Something that doesn't have four legs (but still has legs): gyrfalcon (okay then, 1)
11. A comedian (invisible comedians don't count, 0)
12. Someone important (not a comedian): gemrepus! (you are too a comedian! 1)

Louise: 10 points

1. An undergraduate major: GENETICS (1)
2. Something that emits a distinct odor: GRAPES (1)
3. A toy: GRAVITY (clever, 1)
4. Something undeniably odd: GOOBERS (I suppose, 1)
5. Something advertized in a pop-up ad: GENE THERAPY (I trust you, 1)
6. A historical period: (0)
7. A genre of music: GRASS (BLUE) (clever in a Sara way, 1)
8. Things.: GREAT GATSBY (nice, 2)
9. Something that has four legs: GALLOPING GOATS (nice try, 1)
10. Something that doesn't have four legs (but still has legs): GAZIBO (I have yet to meet the legged gazebo, 0)
11. A comedian: GEORGE CARLIN (You and everyone else, 0)
12. Someone important (not a comedian): GEORGE CASTANZA (I'm charitable, 1)

1. An undergraduate major: geology (0)
2. Something that emits a distinct odor: Gentiles (If I could give you more points for making me suffocate with laughter, I would. 1)
3. A toy: nothing. i've got nothing. at all. zero points. (Correct, 0)
4. Something undeniably odd: Georgia (I could deny it, but I don't feel like it, 1)
5. Something advertized in a pop-up ad: Goose porn (I don't believe you, but, 1)
6. A historical period: gregorian (I've only heard of Gregorian as referring to chant, not a time period. Sorry, 0)
7. A genre of music: Good. (fabulous, 1)
8. Things: Gastrointestinal (1)
9. Something that has four legs: err.....gophers (0)
10. Something that doesn't have four legs (but still has legs): gaggle of geese (crafty, 2)
11. A comedian: George W Bush (We laugh at him, not with him, but okay. 1)
12. Someone important (not a comedian): George, the curious little monkey (1)

J: 7 points

1. An undergraduate major: GLASSBLOWING (*hey i went to an art >school remember) (yes indeed, 1)
2. Something that emits a distinct odor: GAS PUMP (1)
3. A toy: GYROSCOPE (I'm afraid Shohei beat you to it, 0)
4. Something undeniably odd (GYNECOLOGICAL INSTRUMENTS) (shudder, 1)
5. Something advertized in a pop-up ad (GETAWAYS) (1)
6. A historical period (GEORGIAN) (You and Hope, and the reast of the world, know more about history than I do, 0)
7. A genre of music (GENERATIVE) (I trust you too, 1)
8. Things. (GACK!) (1)
9. Something that has four legs (GIRAFFE) (0)
10. Something that doesn't have four legs (but still has legs) (0)
11. A comedian (GEORGIA RAGSDALE -- or GEORGE CARLIN if you won't >accept females) (oh fine, COMEDIENNE. Lucky for you I'm not PC, 1)
12. 12. Someone important (not a comedian) (GEORGE LUCAS - he's >important to me, anyway) (1)

Hope: 7 points

1. An undergraduate major - German (like Bekah Ingram! 1)
2. Something that emits a distinct odor - garage (1)
3. A toy - (0)
4. Something undeniably odd - google (I guess the Google search engine is odd, unless you meant googol ;), 1)
5. Something advertized in a pop-up ad - garters (trusting you, 1)
6. A historical period - Georgian (oh you crazy historians, 0)
7. A genre of music - Gregorian (0)
8. Things. - gaggles (sure, 1)
9. Something that has four legs - gopher (0)
10. Something that doesn't have four legs (but still has legs) - goose (1)
11. A comedian - (No George Carlin? 0)
12. Someone important (not a comedian) - geraldo (well, I guess he's more important than George Costanza, 1)

We really need to get back to playing games, don't we!

1. An undergraduate major - Geography (0)
2. Something that emits a distinct odor - garbage (0)
3. A toy - go-kart (Super Mario! 1)
4. Something undeniably odd - green ketchup (1)
5. Something advertized in a pop-up ad - get-rich-quick-schemes (1)
6. A historical period - Good ol Days (1)
7. A genre of music - garage grunge (too bad, that would have been a biggie, 0)
8. Things. - goya beans (1)
9. Something that has four legs - godzilla (I am 99% sure that Godzilla walked on two legs, 0)
10. Something that doesn't have four legs (but still has legs) - gorilla (0)
11. A comedian - George Carlin (dirty minds think alike, 0)
12. Someone important (not a comedian) - General Ulysses S. Grant (And there's your two pointer :), 2)

Andrew, you rock!!!! i love scattegories... i didnt cheat, but i think i would have done better if i hadnt commented on my answers ;) let me know where and when to check:):):)
--erin

1. An undergraduate major: geology (0)
2. Something that emits a distinct odor: grass (0)
3. A toy: gargoyles (I have a toy gargoyle! 1)
4. Something undeniably odd: gnomes (Look Lindsay! Erin can spell gnomes! 1)
5. Something advertized in a pop-up ad: gum (1)
6. A historical period (0)
7. A genre of music: garage --- it think i'm the only one who doesnt like the strokes (It was a big long answer all for nothing, 0)
8. Things: goeffers (gophers? 1)
9. Something that has four legs: garfield... even though two are hands ;) (that will do, 1)
10. Something that doesn't have four legs (but still has legs): gnat??? (yep, 1)
11. A comedian: gary coleman? (He made people laugh, I will accept that, 1)
12. Someone important (not a comedian): ghandi (1)

• Friends
• Love letters
• Sleeping late
• Singing in the car
• Leaving New Jersey ;)
• Old video games
• eee!
• A good back massage
• Answering survey questions

1. Any state belonging to the Ass Crack of America (a.k.a. Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, etc.)
2. Both Dakotas, gone.
3. Frankly, Texas, too.

• Iowa: The corn population should not exceed 30x the human population of any state.
• Rhode Island: Unless it stops calling itself an island, adios.
• Arkansas: So they add "ar" to the front and pronounce "kansas" as "kensaw". The deception of really being part of Kansas stops here!
• New Mexico: A change of name without "Mexico" in it must be in order.
• North Dakota: Is anything there besides mounds of snow?
• West Virginia: C'mon folks, please think of a more original name or else!

• NEW JERSEY. duh.
• Maine. (Mikey doesn't like it anyway)
• Georgia. Peaches are overrrated.
• Oklahoma. It's not OK.
• Nebraska. Why do we have a Nebraska anyway?
• Montana. Sorry Lauren, it's just not worth it.
• South Dakota. Dan says we can move mount rushmore, and no he did not read the quotebook first.
• West Virginia. We didn't know it was there anyway.
• Wyoming. We'll keep Yellowstone as a territory, because you can fit the population of wyoming in it anyway.
• Alabama. It's embarassing.
• Texas. I am, in fact, messing with it.
• Illinois. I forget Chicago most of the time anyway.
• Missouri. It's spelled wrong.
• Arkansas. See above.
• Utah. Sorry, I just don't get mormons.
• Michigan (the dog). Hi, you're canada.
• South Carolina. There's a wee bit full of themselves.
• Tennessee. My cousin moved, it is no longer necessary.
• Indiana. I don't have a reason, I'm just a bitch like that.
• Minnesota. I couldn't even remember it existed.

• New York. Duh.
• Florida. It's the happiest place on earth.
• Arizona. I like Cacti.
• New Mexico. I like New Mexico.
• California. San Francisco is kind of neat.
• Hawaii. One day I might have enough money to go there.
• Alaska. It's humorous.
• Washington. Seattle is useful sometimes for a band or some coffee.
• Ohio. They have nice people. And lauren kind of needs it.
• Pennsylvania. I had a cheesesteak once.
• Massachusetts. I think I can spell it.
• Connecticut. I know I can spell it.
• Rhode Island. My aunt and uncle live there, and it's a cute little thing.
• New Hampshire. Seth's from there, and he's kind of important.
• Vermont. Apparently, there's this activity where you strap boards to your feet... I guess some people like that sort of thing.
• Colorado. They've got a river. and a tompy.
• Michigan (the mitten). Hi Beth.
• Maryland. They have volleyball there.
• North Carolina. I went hanggliding there.
• Kansas. I like bread, we need to keep one of these.
• Kentucky. They have a derby of some kind.
• Iowa. I like how it's spelled.
• Idaho. Delicious potatoes...
• Oregon. Kids wouldn't get the game otherwise.
• North Dakota. which shall now be known as Dakota, because quite frankly Dakota is a cool name for a state.
• Wisconsin. Behold the power of cheese.
• Virginia. My family, and busch gardens, and Dave, and Adam and Christine kind of need it.
• Louisiana. You can carry open liquor in New Orleans.
• Delaware. It has the lowest highest point.
• Mississippi. We need it to count.
• Nevada. Vegas has TWO Guggenheim museums.
• D.C. Yeah hi.

Undisputed keepers: 8 people want to keep New York, 7 people want to keep California, Florida, and Pennsylvania (though Adam requests removal of Clark's Summit), 6 people want New Hampshire, 5 people want Massachusetts, Maryland, and Colorado, 4 people want Louisiana, and 3 people request that we keep Virginia and Nevada.

The banisheds: 6 people ask that we say goodbye to Arkansas and Tennessee, 5 people advocate the ousting of Oklahoma and Alamaba, and 3 people want to expel Missouri, South Dakota, and Nebraska from the union.

The even splits: There is equal representation on both sides on the issues of Texas, Alaska, Rhode Island, and Delaware.

We could get rid of Mississippi and North Dakota if it weren't for Sara. Disuhan is the only reason we're keeping Montana or Wyoming. Matt is the only one saving Indiana, Bryanna is South Carolina's only hope, and Lusky is the sole supporter of Minnesota.

• don't send me forwards that are obviously fabricated
• don't send me "getting to know you" emails more than once. In fact, once is probably too much
• don't get annoyed by my dead baby jokes
• don't talk about me behind my back
• don't dress up like a clown
• don't lie to me
• don't say nice things about cats
• don't tell me i'm not trying hard enough
• don't smell funny

• do not tell me I sound like my mother on the phone, I know I've been made aware of it, lets move on!
• please do not ask me "so what are you doing after graduation?" when I figure it out I will send a massive e-mail telling everyone I know.
• I will never say no to "lets get some coffee" caffine rocks!
• If you dont know how to spell something, don't ask me how, its amazing im able to spell my own name.

• Don't lie to me
• Don't accuse me of lying
• Don't stand me up
• Don't insult cheese
• Bow down to Britney Spears
• Don't play rap
• and most importantly, DON'T EVER CALL ME A TRANNY!

If you need any clarifications on these restrictions, please don't hesitate to ask ;-)

Dana Wise:

• Don't eat Tuna within 15 feet of me. And at the small chance that you do and I don't flip out, do not...DO NOT think of heating it up cause hot tuna(tuna melts, tuna casserol) is even more disgusting than regular tuna.
• Don't come near me with vasoline. And please don't put it on your lips or on any part of your body around me.
• Don't offer to put makeup on me. I haven't worn it for 19 years I don't think I will start now.
• Don't squeeze out too much strongly smelling lotion and then offer the left over to me. This has happened and I have almost vomited.

Things not to DO:

• tickle me if I have said I do not like it.
• take my hair things.
• talk to me when I am in the bathroom, unless you anyone but my mother.
• tell me that I am going to be tired if I stay in the lab all night.
• tell me that you're a commuter when you are within walking distance of ryder hall
• tell me that i can't do something well
• tell me that my work isn't good
• tell me that U2 sucks as a band

Also, for fun, this list is for things that depend on my mood. so, basically, you need to do them to see whether it is ok to do them or not.

• tickle me
• pick me up
• tell me i'm crazy
• talk about your weird family
• ask me to help you in the lab for lab technical things

• Do not, under any circumstances get shit on the wall or floor.
• Always claim your gas or atleast blame it on the dog.
• Do not bring a yummy snack for yourself and eat in front of me unless you want to lose your hand.

• Do not leave voicemail on my cell phone. :-)
• Do not take my alcohol away from me when I'm drunk.
• Do not get on my bad side.
• Do not steal a boy from me.
• Do not change lanes in front of me without signaling.
• Do not go the speed limit in the fast lane.
• Do not crack your neck anywhere near me.
• Do not lie to me, especially if only to make me feel better.
• Do not lie to anyone I know, my loyalty will probably lie with them.
• Do not act fake in front of me, to me, or to someone else.
• Do not tell me what to do.
• Do not roll your eyes when I talk about myself!;-)
• Do not offer me chocolate.
• Do not try to solve my problems for me, just offer your advice and expect me not to listen and end up figuring out exactly what you told me on my own months later.
• Do not ever take me seriously when I'm being mean, when I'm actually being mean, you'll know I'm serious.
• Learn to deal with the fact that some kind of animal will be mentioned in every conversation I have.
• Do not tickle me unless you want to get kicked, inadvertantly of course.
• Do not speak a foreign language in front of me.
• Learn to deal with the fact that I require many guildlines for knowing me, and remember do not get on my bad side.

• pull out any type of raw meat...and don't even joke about making me touch it.
• hook up with my peer advisee after hooking up with me.
• don't touch dana's hair...it's fun to watch but one day it may send her into convulsions.
• don't you mock my horoscope obsession...which really isn't that bad in the first place.

• Don't even think counterclockwise.
• Do not show me anything in writing which confuses the usage of "your" and "you're" or any similarly heinous grammatical error.
• Do not give me coke without rum in it.
• Do not serve me mustard, olives, coffee or mayonaise.
• Do not tell me what I'm not allowed to do unless you are certain you want me to do it.
• Do not ask me what my major is.
• Don't say anything bad about American Beauty (thanks Matt)
• Do not call my cell phone when you know perfectly well that I'm in my room. Also do not call my cell phone if you do not have some important breaking news, because hi, I have an answering machine.
• Don't try to convince me to read Harry Potter. I'm glad you all like it, that's fabulous, now leave me alone.
• Do not assume that I will know to come over. Call and invite me, dammit.
• Don't dis David bowie.
• DON'T MESS WITH MY TO-DO LISTS!!!

I'm not obsessive compulsive. Much.

Jared Pellegrini:

• Speak up.
• I tolerate most types of music, whether I like them or not, so don't diss my music if I don't diss yours.
• If you happen to see me with a beer, I've probably had too much to drink. Take it away from me.
• Green is the best color. End of story.
• Ixnay on the bald jokes.
• Let me know if you hear my phone ring.
• those little buttons on the top of soda cups from fast food places, like cola, diet, rb, other... i like to push those in my cup and in all cups around me. if i come to a cup where they all have alraedy been pusheded, i'll be very disappointed.

• Don't talk loudly or make a scene in restaurants.
• Don't pretend to be listening to me when you really aren't.
• Don't buy me anything having to do with Winnie-the Pooh for Christmas.
• Don't eat my Frostie then try and fill the cup with chocolate ice cream.
• Don't ask how I got the name Hoter.
• Do call my house or leave a voicemail on my cell phone if your going to be late.
• Do give me an update on your life while your away at school. (I enjoy reading them b/c I have nothing better to do.
• Do remind me to clean my room and to not procrastinate.
• Do send me pictures of fun times we've had together. I'm making a collage.

Brenda Welch:

• Don't tell me what to think.
• Don't mention Kevin Smith. Ever.
• Don't talk about science.
• Don't put mayonnaise or ketchup on anything I eat.
• Don't serve me pink meat.
• Don't send your food back in front of me.
• Don't try to race me on the street (driving). Actually, do. I'll win.
• Don't insult the Navy.
• Don't dress like a whore.
• Don't talk to me like I'm stupid. I'm not stupid.
• Don't leave inspirational quotes as your away messages.
• Don't play Marilyn Manson or Nine Inch Nails in my presence.
• Don't insult the Beatles.
• Don't ask stupid questions in class. Do the freakin homework and you shouldn't have questions.
• Always wake me up for food and Brunner.
• Don't start a conversation on the IM if you don't intend to actually have a conversation.

Beth Handy:

• Do not call me woman, babe, broad or waffles.
• Do not expect me to say anything of importance, unless, of course, I do.
• Do not tell me that I am just like my mother.
• More importantly, do not tell me that I am like my father in any way, shape or form.
• Do not wear plain white socks in my presence without fear of a reprimand.
• Do not wake me up at 3 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon.
• Do not mess with my clutter - it is an organized system that you are too simple to understand.
• Do not snore!
• Do not tell me I'm wrong unless you have substantial evidence to back yourself up.

Andrew Berman:

• do NOT tell me my bag is a package when it is clearly nothing more than a purse.
• Don't expect me to wear shoes, ever.
• Don't talk shit about my friends.
• Don't give me a massage.
• Don't put cheese on my food.
• DO tell me if you're mad at me.
• Don't tell me to get a haircut. I have a mirror.
• DO admit when you're wrong.
• DO apologize to me when you've offended me or hurt my feelings.
• Don't ever use the word faggot, and don't use the word gay unless you are referring to a homosexual (i.e. don't say "That's so gay"). This should actually go on the top of the list.
• Don't leave your shit in a practice room. I will throw it in the hall.
• DO take off your shoes when you enter my house (in Syracuse, and on Long Island)
• DO send me frequent emails if you want me to remember to do something. I'm irresponsible.
• Don't trivialize my preocupations. If it's a problem for me, that should mean something to you.
• Don't expect to ever see my room in a state of order.
• Don't evangelize to me.
• Don't smoke pot near me or tell me about a high you once had. I sincerely don't care.
• Don't put sprouts on my meat.
• Don't fart near me.
• Oh good LORD don't snore.
• Don't call me 'laconic.' If I'm not IMing you, I am either busy, or you are unimpressive.
• Don't make me come down there.
• Don't call me daughter.
• Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
• Don't turn around.
• DO a ditty ditty dum ditty doo.
• Don't stand so close to me.

Andrew: (signed) Red door.
Sara: Good. I'm glad all the deaf kids hiding in the bushes know what we just walked through.

Brenda Welch: "You won the battle but we won the war, because you're like the Germans and we're like ... us!" Sept 27 2001

I only have four quotes! You need to be around more when I'm funny. She now has 7 quotes (12/10/01), I guess I'm hanging around her more, or perhaps she's having a funny renaissance :)

Andrew Berman: Still lookin.

If you need to get to Dunkin Donuts by 5 pm, because they close, and the nearest dunkins that's open all night is behind the fenway, you will get there, and find that the shop actually closed at 3 pm.

If you start to do an impression of a teacher, the teacher will without exception, walk in the door behind you, and hear just enough of your impression to know who you are impersonating.
corrolary: if you are a TA, and your students ask if the teacher will notice this one mistake, you will unfailingly note that the teacher himself could NEVER see that. of course, the teacher will have stayed late that night and be standing behind you.

the one time you are late is the one time your boss is early.
corrolary: if you commute the same way as your boss, you will arrive at the same time as your boss. and thus discuss your tardiness while walking to your job.

Andrew Berman: Andrew's Law of Shitty Windstars: The amount of money spent on fixing a vehicle is inversely proportional to its longevity, and directly proportional to the volume of tears shed when it finally dies.

Sara Rosehill: "The Bravery of Being out of Range" (Roger Waters) ----> "Nyah!"
"Your Redneck Past" (BFF)----> "Mr President"
"Why Does my Heart Feel so Bad?" (Moby) ----> "Vodka"
"Stuck in a moment you can't get out of" (U2) ---> "What time is it?"
"Rock and Roll Lifestyle" (Cake) ---> "Fred Durst"
"Riders in the Sky" (The Doors) ---> "Dorothy & Toto"
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" (The Beatles)---> "Acid Flashback"
"Hazy Shade of Winter" (Simon & Garfunkel) ----> "SU"

Ben Ross: "You and Me and the Bottle Makes Three" by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy becomes "Let's get drunk!"
"Let Me Clear My Throat" by DJ Kool becomes "Ahem"
"Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car" by Billy Ocean beomes "You're Real? Let's Roll!"
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain becomes "Yeah, So?"

Wow - when was the last time I responded to a Survey Question? May 15th

Susan Sandler: we all live in a yellow submarine- "chillen in the dingy"
sound of scilence- "shhhh"
Dont fear the reeper- "kill yourself"
everday is a winding road- "curves ahead"

Dana Wise: "All That She Wants Is Another Baby"(Ace Of Base)= Whore
"Walking On Broken Glass"(Annie Lenox)=Ouch
"Battle Of Who Could Care Less"(Ben Folds Five)=So???
"Dream A Little Dream Of Me"(Billie Holiday)=Wet Dream
"I'll Be Watching You"(Police and/or Sting)=Stalker
"When A Man Loves A Woman"(Percy Sledge)=Whipped

Jared Pellegrini: Chicago - Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is (Where's My Watch?)
Elton John - I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues (This Sucks)
George Thorogood - One Burbon One Scotch One Beer (Alcoholic)
Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (What?!)
Jimmy Buffet - Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw (I'm Horney, You're Drunk, Let's Fuck)
Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me (You Smell)
Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want (Life's A Bitch)
George Gershwin - An American In Paris (Damn Tourists)
Creed - Wash Away Those Years (Oil of Olay Age Reducing Cream) Technically, that would make it LONGER :)
Smashing Pumpkins - The End Is The Beginning Is The End (Where Do I Start?)
Monkees - I'm A Believer ==> Gullible
The Beatles - Here Comes the Sun ==> Good Morning ==> Here Comes the Sun (recursiveness)
Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven <==> AC/DC - Highway to Hell (antomyms)
Blessed Union of Souls - Standing At The Edge Of The Earth ==> Columbus
Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy ==> Hakuna Matata

Kim O'Brien: "standing in front of a broken telephone booth with two dimes in my hand" could either be "can you call me?" or "time for a cell phone"

Matt Groveman: "bridge over troubled water" - Simon & Garfunkle becomes "long walk off a short pier"
"send me on my way" - rusted root becomes "kick me out"

Adam Joel Davidowitz: Any Schoenberg atonal piece can be broken down into a simple word. "CRAP"

But seriously, all Genesis songs here:

Return of the Giant Hogweed - Danger! Plants!
I Know What I Like (In your wardrobe) - Your Clothes Rule!
Aisle of Plenty - Enough!
The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway - Sheep is Roadkill. (Well that's what it would be during rush hour!)
The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging - Dead Bubble Wrap Procession (Take out bubble wrap if you think its too long)
Here Comes the Supernatural Anaesthetist - Death Approacheth!
Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats - Sad Sloop
Unquiet Slumbers for the Sleepers - SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Reply at All - " "

Betsy McCarter: r.e.m.-"it's the end of the world as we know it" = "duck!"

Alyssa Church: R.E.M. - "How the West Was Won and Where It Got Us" should be "Gunpowder and Smallpox."
Paul Simon - "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard" should be "Loitering."
(paul again) - "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" = "Run."
Moby - "Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" could be more succint as "Chili Cheesedog."
and,
Cake - "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps"? "Maybe."

Kathleen Lukachinski: April 26th 1992 (sublime)--> Riot Day
What is and what should never be (Zepplin)--> Yup, Nope.
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell (Cake)--> Bahh good - bleat bad.
More Human than Human (white zombie)--> SUPERMAN!!
Smells like teen spirit (nirvana) --> B.O.
Can't take my eyes off of you (frankie vallie)--> Tunnel Vision
Get out of my dreams -get into my car (Billy Ocean)-->Get REAL.
Its the end of the world as we know it (REM) --> Armageddon
Does anybody really know what time it is? (Chicago) -->who needs clocks
You dont know how it feels (Tom Petty) --> Novicane

Hoter: (Everything I do) I Do it for You, Bryan Adams--> Yup, I Love You
Nobody Wants to be Lonely, R. Martin & C. Aguilera--> Sucks to be Alone
Never Saw Blue Like That Before, Shawn Colvin--> Wow, That's Some Sky
Video Killed the Radio Star, the Buggles --> MTV Kills Z100
I've Got to Stop Thinkin' 'Bout That, James Taylor--> Damn that Porn Jingle


Brunner:

• Bowie--I'm Afraid of Americans -> U S A is A O K
• Afroman-Becasue I was High -> Tokin'. N Shit

Brenda Welch:

• The Man who Sold the World (David Bowie) = Jackass
• The Unknown Soldier (The Doors) = Who?
• Every Little Thing She does is Magic (The Police) = She Rocks.
• Why Does it Always Rain on Me? (Travis) = Got No Umbrella.
• I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (U2) = Where Is It?
• Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me (Seal) = Fuck Me.
• Even Better Than the Real Thing (U2) = So Great.
• Englishman in New York (Sting) = Foreigner.

Hey, I am pretty good at this when I raid Sara's winamp!

Andrew Berman: "I Still Havent Found What I'm Looking For" - U2. becomes "Nope, Not Yet."
"Oops I Did it Again" - Britney Spears. becomes "Aw Shit."
"Elderly Woman Sitting Behind a Counter in a Small Town" - Pearl Jam. becomes "Old Bitch"

Andrew Berman: As for food that makes me think of college, that would have to be chicken nuggets from the junction and all their fried, greasy goodness. The food I feel symbolizes college would have to be some strange combination of food like tuna fish and chocolate milk. you are so confused by all the sensations going on at once that you just don't know what to process first.

, american pie-whenever that was written <60's or 70's-i wasnt alive yet>, and thats it. i dont keep songs as favorites for too long cuz i over play then in my head; except for the two above mentioned.

Doug Ethe: Hmm...Im really bad with knowing when what was, so Im guessing....Im sure that my cousin, the Encyclopedia of all useless knowledge will find things to correct :-P
80's: Its raining men (for obvious reasons), or Aritha Franklin's RESPECT
90's: Kitchen Wear and Candy Bars by Stone Temple Pilots
2000: Moulin Rouge (its SOOOO much fun!!!)
Thats all I know...jeeze I was only BORN in 82...what do you think I had prenatal ears?!?!

Sheila Stanton: Well there haven't been any amazing hits since the 80s in my book...It's a tough decision....but here are the highlights..."I think we're alone now"-Tiffany Everything by NKOTB (New Kids on the Block for the non-believers) most importantly "The Right Stuff" and "Cover Girl" oh goodness, now I can't stop singing them and last but not least, "Material Girl"- Madonna

Kathleen Lukachinski: When unable to pick a favorite, (which was most of the time) I chose the one that I saw fitting the decade the best...or thought they would use in a movie trying to depict the decade.
1899 --Maple Leaf Rag - Scott Joplin
1902 -- The Entertainer - Scott Joplin
TIME WARP
30s - Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland
40s - In the Mood - Glen Miller Orchestra
50s - Beep Beep - The Playmates (1958)
60s - With a Little Help from my Friends - Joe Cocker
70s - Stayin Alive - Bee Gees
80s - Material Girl - Madonna
90s - Jeremy - Pearl Jam

Andrew Berman: Even though the 00's are only a year and a half old, I have to say my favorite in that time span is "Drive" by Incubus.
90's - "2000 Years" Billy Joel
80's - "Papa Don't Preach" Madonna
70's - "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" Fleetwood Mac
60's - "Michelle, My Belle" The Beatles
TIME WARP
40's - "Symphonic Metamorphosis" Paul Hindemith
30's - "Gavotte" Sergei Prokofiev
20's - Bela Bartok's String Quartet No.5
10's - "St. Paul's Suite" Gustav Holst

The Slow Pokes

Dana Wise: I will get back to you with the other question.

Margaret Bright-Ryan: my favorite songs of decades will be returned via e-mail when i figure them out :) will reply soon

Tompy: ill get back to ya on the songs later.

Jared Pellegrini: hmm, that's a really tough one, and it will require more thought, i'll get back to you though.

Adam Davidowitz: Decades of Song to follow later. . .

The Cop Outs

Sara Rosehill: Favorite song of a DECADE? are you insane? I'm not even going to attempt that one.

Abby Vogus: As for decades of favorite songs, I have no clue because I can barely remember last year!!!

Racquel Reinstein: Favorite songs of the decades? How many decades? Do I have to go back to bibical times?

What is the farthest north, south, east, and west you've ever been?
(from 5/15/00)

Kathleen Lukachinski: 1st of all: the farthest i've ever been is home. because if i go west, that is the most west destination i can go. same with north, south, and east. (Nope, I don't get it either.)
But in reality.
California is the most finite west place, london east, bahamas/florida south, toronto north.
(Dublin is actually the farthest North she's been)

Racquel Reinstein: NORTH: Montreal, Canada. SOUTH: Key West, Florida. EAST: Off the coast of Montauk. WEST: L.A. Hopefully this summer I can go to Australia, which will be quite far west and south!

Miriam Schilsky: north: norway, quebec city, or st.petersburg, russia (i think it's norway) (yup.). south: puerto rico, or egypt. east: israel or moscow, russia. west: maui, hawaii (that might be south) (nope.) i'm not sure, didn't feel like consulting a map, you do that! or guess!

Stephanie Deckter: NORTH: I have been to Montreal for an Engineering Competition... it was dorky, but north. (The farthest North Stephanie has been is actually London.). SOUTH: I have been to Marco Island, a little north of the Florida Keys. WEST: I was in San Francisco, CA, for yet another Engineering event. This was the Tau Beta Pi, Engineering Honor Society National Convention. It was awesome, but I did not get to ride a trolly. :o( EAST: Mommy took Er and I to Paris & London last summer. Since you have to go right from Commack to there, I decided that it is east, even though technically it is Western Europe. Ok, thats all... I hope you realize that you will get practically the same answers from my sister. :o)

Abby Vogus: West, Indiana (actually it's Cancun.). East, Myrtle Beach SC (actually it's The Bahamas.). North, Windsor Michigan (which is really in Canada.). South, either Cancun or the Bahamas which ever is further south.

Hoter: The farthest north I've ever been would have to be somewhere in Canada. I was there with my family on vacation. A girl told me she liked my sneakers and I told her I got them at Hoterville. I gave her my phone # and directions on how to get there and she was very thankful. (That was a beautiful story, but the farthest north Hoter has been is actually Sweden. See below.).
The farthest south I have ever been would have to be St. Thomas. Also on a family vacation. We just went in April, it was fantastic. No one asked about my sneakers but we go to the highest point in all of St. Thomas. We traveled that day thanks to Eve, who drove us (on the wrong side of the road) there. (Once again, dead wrong. The farthest south Hoter has raped is actually Oaxaca, Mexico.).
The farthest east I have ever been was when I went to Sweden with the Northport High School Tour Choir. WE had an outstanding time. Bets were made, love triangles sprouted, hair was dyed and many photos were taken. WE also sang in some of the most beautiful cathedrals in all of Europe. Fun was had by all. Why WE is capitalized at this paragraph I don't really know, so please just deal with it and not ask questions. (I will not stand idly by while WE is unduly capitalized! What is the reason for this wayward misuse of capitalization standards?!).
The farthest west I have ever been was on yet another family vacation to Mexico. There was a tragedy, I spilled a bottle of oil on the floor and my grandmother yelled at me. Ever since then I am afraid to even be in the kitchen with her so I keep my distance at all times. We went snorkeling and my brother swam into some fire coral so my dad went to rescue him. In the end they both had a nasty rash from the coral. Also my cousin got swimmers ear so we had to go to the hospital and to makes matters so much more eventful there was a man in handcuffs with a police escort. Supposedly he had tried to steal a women's purse and was unsuccessful b/c the police had caught up to him. The beach was beautiful, but we were very excited to arrive back in good old NY.

Tompy: farthest north is a tie between Canada and Germany. farthest south would also be a tie between my boyfriends pants and Barbados. fartheast east would be Germany. and farthest west would be the Fabulis state of Colorado where i will be residing for most of the summer. leave it to the tompster to give you a paragraph and a little dirtiness as an answer. TOMP -- While the tompsters are away the keylime hoters will play

Amanda McCormick: Let's see...north, Montreal (Junior year, select choir, our first actual contest, and wouldn't you know it but we won! Montreal is beautiful.) East, prolly something like Bar Harbor (that's in Maine). (Nothing special, just family livin' there.) South...San Diego, CA (You know how you can find signs like, say, deer crossing in Maine or New York? Well, on the way to San Diego, there are "Mexican Crossing" signs of sorts. Verrry interesting.) West...prolly Sacramento, CA. (On the way to Burning Man. Ahh, sweet, sweet Burning Man.) Yup, me and my boring USA life (for the most part). :)

Mary(beth) Pasho: My response can be considered either boring, because just two locations fit my four requirements, or very interesting, for the very same reason. I guess it depends on how easily fascinated you are. Farthest North and East: Acadia Park, Maine. Farthest South: Galveston, Texas. Farthest West: Fort Worth, Texas. Fear not, I have left the states a few times, but never going farther than Toronto, Canada (which is SOUTH of Maine)....Can someone take me across an ocean...PLEASE?!?

Disuhan: North - Maine. South - Costa Rica. East - Maine. West - I forget which one you said was farther, so either Idaho or Salt Lake City. Idaho was pretty much right along the border of MT, so that'll give you a little perspective on the situation... since YOU are FABULOUS and have an atlas, and I do not.

Lusky: I actually got out maps for this. ok well I looked it up online. same thing, except I didn't have to leave my desk chair. North: Canada. I'm not sure which is more north, Algonquin Park or Toronto. you tell me. (The only thing called Algonquin in my altas is in Illinois, so I'll just pretend she imagined Algonquin Park, Canada. But that's besides the point because Munich, Germany is farther north than both of them). East: Munich, Germany. Which is just slightly East of Liechtenstein, a country that I did not know existed until I stepped foot in it. South: San Antonio, Texas or Orlando, Florida. see notes for North, except change north to south and Algonquin Park or Toronto to Texas or Orlando. In the time it took me to type that, I probably could have found out for myself. But instead, I will leave that duty up to you. (You probably also could have found out that Hawaii is farther south than both of them. Tee hee.). West: Hawaii

Matt Groveman: I've been to: (East) Spain, (South) Guatemala, (West) Hawaii, California, Canada (ontario), Florida, Cancun, Texas. As you said, you're the one with the atlas, you do the math =) (Matt neglected to mention that he's also traveled north to Maine).

Margaret Bright-Ryan: I have been as far North as Sanford, Maine. I have been as far South as Orlando, Florida. As far east as, well, about 10 miles out into the Atlantic, and as far west as the middle of Colorado. Which is one of the more beautiful states that I have been to. Yes, I'm pretty boring. But I do know french. and how to knit. and lots of other fantastic things :)

Adam Davidowitz: Lets see here, Farthest north I believe has been Novascotia (toppling over the former northernmost point of Maine. Maine rules by the way! Right Amanda?!?!?!) Farthest south is uhhhhhh....Key West. Smashing place full of pretty sunsets, an eyeshot of Cuba and T-Shirts of Iguanas selling beer. Farthest West is Los Angeles in the loverly state of California where I was walking down Venice Beach and a bird pooped on my hat! I supposed i was lucky to be wearing a hat that day my friend but nevertheless! That's an odd word 'nevertheless'. It's three in one! What up wit dat yo?!?!?! Farthest East has been Bucharest, Romania. Land of no washing machines, $10 cheapass towels (don't lose your towel there like me on the beach) and rooms where gnats and other assorted nuisances love to hang out on the ceiling of people's rooms! (not mine but it was fun to rat-tail all of them off!) And now here I am. The centermost place of boredom. And its name is "Flushing". Land of an abandoned airport, land of the freshest air (not sayin' much) in the tri-state area, land of chinese restaurants on Main Street and land of apartment buildings with multitudes of old people. Not to mention place of recent economic revival of which they couldn't have done 20 friggin years ago!!!! But I'm not bitter. NYC BABY!!!

Jared Pellegrini: Notice that I did NOT hit Reply to All... Well, directions such as north, south, east, and west are only relative to a given point. So as not to create any confusion, I will answer this question relative to by hometown of Mt. Sinai, NY. NORTH: I have may have been skiing in Vermont on a school trip once, but I don't remember. Otherwise, The farthest north I have been would be cobleskill when I went to visit my friend Michelle who goes to school there. (Paris is farther north than both of those places.). SOUTH: Went to Disney world, and I have an aunt and uncle who live in pt. st. lucie. Dunno if that's more south or not. WEST: Pennsylvania. That is the only state i have ever been to that does not touch the atlantic ocean (and yet, Orlando is still farther west than the entire state of Pennsylvania). If i'm in the US, i'm in one time zone and one time zone only. EAST: Went to Europe my junior year of high school. Went to paris and barcelona. Sorry my answers aren't all that descriptive, but that's all i got right now. C ya. :)

Ben Ross: North: Croghan, NY (on the way to a camp that my dorm goes to every year) - we started seeing signs for Canada. (WRONG. Paris is farther north than your silly Croghan.). South: Orlando, FL (Yay Disney!) East: Um...Boston, I think. Unless you count France (Oh, but I do!), which is VERY East of the US. West: Albuquerque, NM (I've got family there!) Wow - i've lost all sense of creativity with these answers - I so don't want to do this paper - but I really have to - oh well :o)

Clarice Touwsma: ok lets think: as i warning i am geographically and idiot. the furthest North- Maine- i think (You think WRONG. Holland is farther north than Maine). the furthest South- Trinidad and Tobago. the furthest East- France or Holland, whatevers further. the furthest West- D.C

Lindsay Famula: Nyip, nyip. Here we go. Farthest north: Toronto, Canada. Farthest south: either Jamaica or Grand Cayman Islands (which one's farther south? There is not an atlas to be had). Farthest east: Ok, can we do places we are going to go to in about a month? Cause that would be Istanbul, Turkey. If not, that would probably be the beach in Suth Carolina (It has to be places you've been, sorry. But after you get back from Turkey you can email me and I'll update it. And when you go to Turkey, make sure you go to eastern Turkey so you can have travelled farther east than Miriam! Her control over the cardinal directions must be brought down!!! Okay enough insanity. Anywhere you went on Long Island when you visited us would be farther east than S.C. So we'll say the farthest east you've been is my fair town of Commack). Farthest west: San Francisco, California

Sheila Stanton: Alright so, if you take that question literally....then isn't it always wherever you are at the time you're asked? Think about it....if the world's a circle then the farthest you could travel would be right where you started from! (Had to be smart. Didn't you, Sheila?)

Kelly Stallard: North: Reykjavik, Iceland (I want you to know, andrew, that I spelled this right on the FIRST TRY! go me.) South: Orlando, Florida. East: Vienna, Austria. West: Catalina Island, California. meow.

Sara Rosehill: North: Rochester, I believe. South: St. Croix, USVI East: Point Udall, St. Croix (easternmost point in the US) West: San Fransisco.Up: Denver Down: probably Phoenix Sideways: Wonderland Inside out: Yuck. -Sara ps - Why did I end some of those lines with periods and others not? The world may never know. pps - You missed me, didn't ya?.

Brenda Welch: North: Montreal. They're so far north they speak French! West: Tuscon Arizona. South: Marathon Key. I've been to the end of 95 (it's in Miami). East: The good old Jersey Shore. Wait, I just looked it up and Amherst Massachusetts is farther east. Who knew?

Andrew Berman: North, London. South, Miami. East, Paris. West, Las Vegas.

Here are the farthest travelers:
North: Kelly, Iceland .
South: Disuhan, Costa Rica.
East: Miriam, Moscow.
West: Miriam, Lusky, and Matt, Hawaii.

And since I was bored I listed the places we're been in order from farthest to closest.

North Reykjavik, Iceland - Kelly Norway - Miriam Sweden - Hoter Dublin, Ireland - Kathleen Holland - Clarice London, England - Andrew & Stephanie Germany - Lusky & Tompy Paris, France - Jared & Ben Nova Scotia - Adam Montreal, Canada - Racquel, Amanda, & Brenda Maine - Disuhan, Matt, Margaret, & Mary(beth) Toronto, Canada - Lindsay Rochester, NY - Sara Windsor, Canada - Abby

South Costa Rica - Disuhan Trinidad and Tobago - Clarice Barbados - Tompy Guatemala - Matt Oaxaca, Mexico - Hoter St. Croix, USVI - Sara Jamaica - Lindsay Puerto Rico - Miriam Hawaii - Lusky Cancun, Mexico - Abby Bahamas - Kathleen Key West, FL - Racquel & Adam Marathon Key, FL - Brenda Marco Island, FL - Stephanie Miami, FL - Andrew Port St. Lucie, FL - Jared Orlando, FL - Ben, Kelly, & Margaret Galveston, TX - Mary(beth) San Diego, CA - Amanda

East Moscow, Russia - Miriam Bucharest, Romania - Adam Sweden - Hoter Vienna, Austria - Kelly Germany - Lusky & Tompy Holland - Clarice Paris, France - Andrew, Stephanie, Jared & Ben London, England - Kathleen Spain - Matt Point Udall, St. Croix - Sara Maine - Disuhan, Amanda, Margaret, & Mary(beth) Montauk, NY - Racquel Amherst, MA - Brenda Commack, NY - Lindsay Bahamas - Abby

West Hawaii - Miriam, Lusky, & Matt San Francisco, CA - Lindsay, Stephanie, Sara & Kathleen Sacramento, CA - Amanda Santa Catalina Island, CA - Kelly Los Angeles, CA - Racquel & Adam Las Vegas, NV - Andrew Idaho - Disuhan Tucson, AZ - Brenda Albuquerque, NM - Ben Colorado - Tompy & Margaret Fort Worth, TX - Mary(beth) Oaxaca, Mexico - Hoter Cancun, Mexico - Abby Orlando, FL - Jared Washington D.C. - Clarice

You're watching TV. It's your favorite show. The commercial break has just ended and the show is back on when all of a sudden, you REALLY have to pee, you get REALLY hungry, and the doorbell rings. WHAT do you do?
(from 11/21/00)

Miriam Schilsky: hold it, tell my friend to answer the door, and bite off a toe or two!

Alyssa Church: Run past the door on my way to the bathroom, yelling "just a minute!!!!" at whoever it is. Pee. Then see who is at the door; if I don't like them, I eat them. Problem solved.

Tompy: pee. answer the door, cuz hey it may be food or publishers clearing house or a small child selling candy for a school band trip, if not invite whoever it is in to have a bite and watch the show. HA. but if the person ringing the doorbell is hoter, pee, grap a pot to stick on your head as you go thru the kitchen, open the door slightly (so she cant push her way in to rape ya cuz lemme tell ya shell rape at any chance she gets) and with the pot on ur head say thanks but not tonite, lock and bolt the front door and any other entrances on ur way back to watching tv. hows that for a short simple answer

Racquel Reinstein: I pop my video tape into the VCR, and hit "record." I say "one minute!" to the person on the door while I fumble with putting on street clothing. (I watch TV in my nightgown) I then run to the dor and open it, tell my guest I will right back, and then run to the bathroom. There. I accomplished all the tasks.

Dana Wise: I would scream "come in" even it if happened to be the local cerial killer who is on the loose, reach my little hand under the sofa cushion where I had convienently places a sandwich for emergencies such as these and wait till the next comercial break to go pee, bravely risking kidney damage. Hey, when it comes to Will&Grace and Friends, you have to make sacrafices!

Rhosemarie Cabanban: first i would pee first before anything. have the volume of the television really loud so u can hear it while u r in the bathroom then go grab something to eat then open the door. is that cool or what??? i guess u might say it happened too many times.

Doug Ethe: tell your slave to answer the door and get you food. DO the peepee dance till the next commercial OR you can get the new tv thingee which records your program while you're watching, so you can pause it and start it again when you get back. Really! Its real!! But i dont watch tv anyway

Hoter: When i have to pee and the show just came back on I turn the volume all the way up and if no one is home i'll pee with the door open. If there happens to be someone home I open the window in my den then open the shower window so the sound can get through that way. It's werid but so is this survey question, Andrew. As for the sudden craving of something to eat, I'd run grab something then run back this doesn't take to long b/c the den/kitchen are rather close to eachother and sometimes I'm in the kitchen watching T.V. so I really don't have to go to far. Fuck the doorbell if it's really important they will go in the backyard and knock on the den window and I'll tell whoever it to come in. ANyway my door is unlocked all the time so just walk in, no one really cares and the neighbors do it all the time. When people walk into your house it actually has a name it's called Gadding, I learned about it in Sociology. L! ook it up. Wow this is long wasn't expecting that but I'm bored so I really elaborated. well tata and tootle lou.

Katie Apple: Get the door and while running to the bathroom say "make me some food, bitch!" and get back in time to catch up with the few mintues I missed. Awww yeah :)

Amanda McCormick: Someone else can answer the door. As to reeeally having to pee, I must not have to go *that* bad, I can wait till the point of bursting...and food? I eat too much as it is. =P

Disuhan: I pop in a video tape and hit record... while yelling at the person to come in (cuz I always leave my door open), then run to the potty... food can wait... I've gone without it for a week, I'm used to being hungry. That's what I'd do. ... Yep, you really are random.... but you forgot the phone ringing... and in that case... that's what answering machines are for. :-)

Kathleen Lukachinski: hmmm......(assuming I'm in socks) Slide to the front door, Open it...bring the person into the kitchen and say, grab yourself something to eat/drink and an extra for me, and have a seat in the living room...tell them I have to pee and to shout to me for when the show comes back on. (because that is SO important)

Sara Rosehill: ok if you're really interested I'd turn the volume way up and go pee with the door open. Hunger is for the week, and fuck whoever's at the door. Unless it's a girl scout, in which case, don't fuck them (that's illegal). Instead, buy cookies from them, because nothing pisses girl scouts off more than when they can hear the TV but noone answers the door. And you don't want a pissed off girl scout on your front lawn, trust me.

Gina Conenello: Hold it, starve and yell for the people to come in. That was easy!

Gary Cheung: Go make a few martinis

Kim O'Brien: I say to Shane, "Muffin nose, can you get the door? i have to pee" then i would pee, sit down to watch the movie with whoever was at the door (most likely the police, noone else ever comes by. suspicious activity or whatever.) then shane would come sit down too, and i would say "ohhhhhhhhhhhh, i'm soooooo hungry, too hungry to even stand and get food. oh, the pain, oh, i'm too exhausted from starvation to cook" and by then he'd be microwaving pasta for me.

Adam Davidowitz: Doorbell, pee, eat. ..

Andrew Berman: I would walk backwards to the door, keeping my eye on the television the whole time. I would let the person in but say nothing to them, devoting my full attention to the television. They would either understand, being a friend of mine and knowing that David E. Kelley dramas are the most important things in my life, or think me rude, in which case I would have to say "Whatever." Peeing and eating would have to wait until the next commercial.

Which College has the most Crack?
(from 10/3/00)

Erika Deckter: RPI has the best crack because where else can you be walking home from a lab meeting and hear people discussing the thermal sensitivity of resistors and semiconductors. And, where else would the hapless passerby recognize and understand the conversation! We do calculus for fun! I mean, what kind of a place is this? And, there must be something to attract all these computer geeks here...we all know it's not the male to female ratio. And, besides, where else can lab group and meeting BOTH start with the letter W?

Katie Apple: Pure volume, my friend. They say winters here last half the year and bring unimaginable amounts of snow? Not the case. That's just the crack season. We've got so much, we just leave it laying around...

Christine O'Leary: If we had crack do you think we'd have unhappy freshman??? or maybe we do have crack and i didn't get any!! No wonder i had such a sucky freshamn year but dont worry this year is so much better ;o)!! long live the crack providers.

Tompy: it must me good crack to get me to come all the way out here. My roomates like all the other drugs here so im sure the crack is good too : )

Gina Conenello: Bucknell has the best crack because we have the richest people here to buy the best crack, and because it is such a big industry here there was a drug bust last year!!

Sara Rosehill: Syracuse obviously has the best crack. Besides the fact that SU has attracted the most crackfiends (and what fine crackfiends, at that), I can demonsrate the quality of our crack. First of all, it has caused me to voluntarily reside atop a mountain so great in height that we have to follow the "higher altitude" cooking instructions on food products. Birds look up at my dorm. I often awake in the morning thinking I've gone blind only to discover that it's just a cloud bank rolling through my bedroom. Your ears pop from the pressure change when you go down to the quad. Secondly, our fine quality drugs have inspired me to wrecklessly throw my heart off a metephorical cliff. Don't panic yet, a rogue emu may still rescue it. Film at 11. Thirdly, I have found myself of late in the company of persons who liberally spew phrases such as "naked after nine," "Full Jihad Mode," "COLLEGE!," "Ahh Yeah Yeah," "Fucking (word) and shit," "Funk-ass bitchin'," and "Emus ate my baby." Fourthly, I'm done now. Have some crack. Goodnight.

Amanda McCormick: Oh, it's totally Syracuse that has the best crack. Okay, check this out...look out yer window in the winter, and what do you see all over the ground? Crack. See, my Ben gets shipments in all winter. You think that's snow? Nah, it's crack. It's such good crack, that he just lets it stay outside. I mean, share the wealth and all.

Gwen Rily: Siena has the best crack because Wendy makes it in her closet. She makes many different kinds, red, blue, purple. Blue crack is the best kind of crack (trust me) and only Wendy knows how to make it, she has it copyrighted. Besides, Siena has THREE Crackfiends in the area (me, Kim and Erika).

Stephanie Deckter: They hired me as an RA! :ož

Ben Ross: Cornell and Crack both begin with C. Coincidence? I think not!!! We've got 2 crackfiends here too (me and Jen). Also, for us to have such insane workloads and still be able to do stuff, that requires some DAMN good Crack! 'Nuff Said

Andrew Berman: Who has the most Crack? The answer is clear: Syracuse :)

Identify yourselves!
(from Summer 2000)

I have highlited what I feel is the most significant, unique, or interesting thing you have listed about yourself. I have added other things that I feel you are.

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Katie Apple: I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker...wait a minute..I mean... :) (if you don't know the song, the humor is lost :)) I am.. a musician, a poet, a dreamer, a lover, a daughter, an aunt, a granddaughter, a friend, a student, a teacher, a lover of rain, a friend of the moon, an ex-girlfriend, a girlfriend-to-be, a reoccuring dream that's different every time, distracted, a distraction (la la la), an intern, an owner, completely confused, happily enlightened, stubborn, a songwriter, a flutist, a guitarist, a pianist, a singer, a tease, a freak, a thinker, a volunteer, a farmgirl, a (small) citygirl, a christian, a sister-in-law, supernatural (the boys from home informed me that I am and they have a whole belief system devoted to this notion), an email junkie, a pet lover, a roommate, a consumer, a happy girl, a surprise, a heart breaker, heart broken far too often, just like you only completely different. The sexy vinyl-wearing Kat, a friendship flat, a Crouse Rat, other things that end with "at", and the sweetest girl you will ever meet.

Kim O'Brien: first and foremost, i am a college student. then i am a daughter, a woman, a researcher, a girlfirend, a good friend, an equestrian, a leader, an artist, and half asian. A proclaimer of green giraffes on the third floor, a photographer, an enchantress, a Miami Subs frequenter, a listener, a devil's advocate, a pusher, a pushover.

Kelly Stallard: I am a woman. I am a daughter. a sister. a friend. a niece. a cousin. a mentor. a student. a musician. a pianist. a vocalist. a budding guitarist. a tambourine player extraordinaire. a dancer. a lover. a writer. an artist. a poet. a seamstress. an american. a cat lover. mother to bandit and coltrane and the cat I haven't adopted yet. a badass. a force to be reckoned with. a little girl who misses marco polo right before dinner. a scholar. a keeper of many, many secrets. a wise woman. a foolish woman. a composer. a conductor. a self starter. a team player. a nerd. a foxy lady. an insomniac. a recently rebuilt gimp. a dreamer. a closet romantic. a bleak realist. a person who requires respect. a person who tries to give respect. a chef. a leader. a follower. a survivor. an optimist. a teacher. a "hag" (according to my friend Lee, who claimed me as his hag shortly after asking me to the senior prom). a shoulder to cry on. a safety net. a problem solver. a soul seeking its path. The Atonal Avenger, a bitch when she needs to be, a cook, a fellow ORL escapee, an off-campus living enthusiast, a former Music History mischief accomplice, an angel.

Tompy: i am - an only child, a grand child, a friend, a student, a roomate, a sculptor, a jewelry designer, animal lover, a horse back rider, a team mate, a girlfriend, a tompy, a neighbor, a helper, a pain in the ass, a protestant, still awake, a crackfiend, an employee (sometimes), a voter, a tompy, a driver, a pretty damn good bass player( i like to think) who still cant read music ( i memorize it all and play by ear), a shopper, a teenager, lucky to have such a loving caring friends and family, a consmer, an acquaintence, a stranger, a best friend, a party animal, a sorority big and little sister, video renter, a cuddler, a listener, a patient, an american, 1/2 german and 1/2 irish, a shoulder to cry on, a wench ( at times) a big fan of celebrities, often quoted but most of all i am ME, Jen LENIHAN. A comedienne, a George Forman grill patron, a rapee and rapist of Hoter.

Kim Flynn: I am a human, I am a female, I am a daughter, I am a grandaughter, I am a niece, I am a cousin, I am a godmother, I am a primary school graduate, I am a middle school graduate, I am a high school graduate, I am a scholar, I am a scholarship recipient, I am a music enthusiast, I am a musician, I am a violist, I am a music historian, I am a music educator, I am a fan of Counting Crows, I am a fan of Simon and Garfunkel, I am a fan of Phil Collins, I am a fan of Yuri Bashmet, I am a fan of Kim Kashkashian, I am a fan of Rita Porfiris, I am a fan of NY Phil, I am a fan of Rusted Root, I am a fan of Jewl, I am a fan of Creed, I am a fan of Nine inch Nails, I am a fan of REM, I am a fan of Cake, I am a fan of BNL, I am a fan of Houston Symphony, I am a section leader, I am a perfectionist, I am an athlete, I am a swimmer, I am a lifeguard, I am a fencer, I am a kayaker, I am a tennis player, I am a soccer player, I am a roller hockey player, I am a rollerblader, I am a hiker, I am a backpacker, I am a rock climber, I am a field hockey player, I am a bowler, I am a golfer, I am an employee of the town of smithtown, I am an employee of Hoyt Farm, I am a parks seasonal, I am a teacher, I am a naturalist, I am an animal caretaker, I am a shit scooper, I am an orienteering leader, I am a maple suggaring instructor, I am a friend, I am a confident, I am a mentor, I am sick of doing this. A former Tri-M VP, a Renaissance woman, someone I haven't seen in a year.

Kathleen Lukachinski: human, daughter, grandaughter, girlfriend, niece, cousin, friend, best friend, student, artist, graphic/web designer, tenant/lesee, piano player, sailor, remote control holder, canoer, softball player, intern, honors student, middler (its the third year of NU), listener, diner, shopper, and SURVEY ANSWERER ;) Mental or Problems (...mental problems), a cherry tomato, a fellow Bglowslieth founder, a complex conversationalist, an encoder, a satirist, a Bostonian, keeper of the Sluice.

Sara Rosehill: I am: a friend, a daughter, a sister, a niece, a cousin, a step-cousin, a granddaughter, a skankyho, a bitch, a high priestess, the grammar queen, a Natural Helper, a John Glenn High School gradutate, an AP scholar with honors, an SU freshmen, a Newhouse Student, a roommate, a Flint resident, an Honors program student, a singer, a mezzo-soprano, a member of Heartless Bitches International, a former and founding member of the Schizo-Eclectic Society, a green belt in jujutsu, a leo, an ex-girlfriend, a belly dancer, a liscenced driver, an alcohol enthusiast, a cat owner, a fish owner, a penguin admirer, a card player, a Ben Folds Five fan, the Queen of Spades, a poet, a former girl scout, the quote maven, an actress, an onion soup eater, a Jim Henson worshipper, a redhead, a collector of dragons, a sable owner, a cabrio desirer, an imaginary member of the green ajah, a pen-pal, a movie-dialogue reciter, an Entertainment Weekly subscriber, a former employee of the following: Petco, annie sez, Kaybee, Neiman Marcus Warehouse Outlet, Deb's Day care, and Reflections of You; an enjoyer of turtles, 58% pure, a collage-maker, a prankster, a spiritualist, a one-horned Jew, an advisee, a photographer, a celebrities player, a pacifist, obsessive-compulsive, single, lonely, a partier, a Wendy's frequenter, a Quackfiend (at the request of my father), eighteen years old, a speaker of Bglowslieth, a New Yorker, a Long Islander, an Elwoodian, a doer of crossword puzzles, a FREAK, a non-sapling, a virgin, an animal lover, a tarot reader, a masochist, living proof, a petsitter, a dreamer, an idealist, an arbitrator, an angstful teenager, a concert-goer, a giver, a lover, and a human being. a loyal friend.

Adam Joel Mordecai Alexander Davidowitz: I identify myself as: a bitch, a tease, a goddess on my knees, lover, child, mother, sinner saint..... Ok, and since I'm not Meredith Brooks. . . A violinist, not a violist, a son, brother, city dweller, biker, lazy-ass, food lover, American, lover of classical music (good stuff anyway, not like serial noise or Mozart), a ponderer and a pawn. The Tonalitarian, a photographer, a Romantic, not Andrew.

Beth Larsen: I am... sister, daughter, granddaughter, niece, grand-niece, second cousin, first cousin once removed, friend, best friend, student, girl, object of someone's affection, the girl that someone can't have, beppy~loo nympho~pixie~sprite, ruler of the pyramid, vampire, artist, seamstress, genius, ex-girlfriend, someone's first love, someone's first kiss, the receiver of e-mails, the sender of e-mails, receiver of phone calls, sender of snail-mails, sex kitten, heterosexual, confidante, writer of papers, a reader of books, a test-taker, a game-player, a plut, a neighbor, a resident, the allmighty judge Elisablef, a leader, a follower, a loved-one, bitch, lover, child, sinner, saint, dancer, flinger of rubber bands, descendant... A cloak maker, a kindred spirit, a victim of Andrew the Carpenter Loop Destroyer, A subject of Henna.

The Grand Hoter: First of all I am the all powerful queen of everything that is hoterlicious. I'm the person formally known as Alex. I'm a daughter, big sis, g_d mother, singer, college student and obsessed with winnie the pooh. I'm also known as alby g, blanche, Maude and lastly, I'm anything and everything associated with the word hoter. A daydreamer of porn movies, a rapist/rapee, green M&M impersonator, Key Lime Hoter, Metallic Hoter, Prosthetic Boob, Christine's Boob of honor, rabid Hoter, and much much more.

Ben Ross: I am a ... Person, male, Jew, student, "Friendly Neighborhood Eco Houser", EOC, cousin, son, grandson, nephew, driving addict, picture-putter-upper (I've just spent the past hour putting pix on my wall in my dorm room), computer user, roommate, etc. and perhaps most importantly (well, at least to me this is important), I am a friend. A Cawfe Talker, Nebula, Yiddish Enthusiast, Keeper of the Justine Robot, Celebrities player and timer, good evening and welcome to the fact that....

Alyssa Church: I am a daughter, a sister, a niece, a cousin, a granddaughter, a friend; I am a student, a student assistant, a residential security aide, and a peer advisor; I am an artist, a craftsperson, a filmmaker, a lighting expert, a gaffer, an editor, an art director, a cinematographer, a photographer, a screenwriter, an errant novelist, a poet, a critic; I am a gardener, a botanist, a naturalist, a birdwatcher; I am a realist, a pragmatist, an idealist (yes I am aware of the contradictions), an atheist, a secular humanist; an omnivore; I am apolitical; I am tired, I am cranky, I am crampy; I am a chef, a laundress, a mail clerk, a decorator; I am an web junkie, a music fan; I crave ginger, cookies, greek salad, chicken, but not all at once; I am an intellectual and a thinker; I am a silly person and I am sincere. Sincerely silly. Blah blah blah, I'm tired. Twice. An utterer of random thoughts and noises, a frequent quoter, a Wolverine (Hugh Jackman)fan, an occasional interrupter, a quick wit (sometimes too quick), a speaker of her mind.

Doug Ethe: I am a brother, a son, a friend, a boyfriend, a lover, an employee, a musician, a vocalist, a saxophonist, a student, an ice cream scooper, a cleaner, a sweeper, a mopper, a Jew, an American, a New Yorker, a Commackian, an artist, a photographer, an actor, a dancer, a thespian, a theatre goer, a clothes wearer...I donno... :-P A cousin (hi), a pacifist, an odd one, a fellow recycler of family girlfriends (hahaha), a hard worker, a confidant. Update (12/2001): I am a boy, a man, a boi, a young adult, a brother-in-law, a nephew, a person in a non-monogomous relationship with someone who is too scared to commit, an employee, a homosexual (I would actually use another word that Andrew does not appreciate to describe myself in that respect, but oh well, LoL), an ex-ice cream scooper, a roomate, a consumer, an internet junky, a cellular phone subscriber, an apartment renter, a public transportation goer, a driver, a passenger, a computer technician, a computer systems lab attendant, a network administrator, a television watcher (sporadically), a movie goer, a blockbuster member, a duane reade member, a food emporium member, a patron, an NYU student, a Tisch Student, a Playwrights Horizons Theatre School student, a professional stage manager, a HS graduate, a College Junior, a drama major, a lighting designer, a makeup artist, a drag queen, a resident of Queens, an Astorian, a commuter, a promoter, an event organiser, a bank account holder, a credit card holder, a club-goer, a sparkle wearer, a shower taker, a food consumer, and I am one of the RARE people who HAVE NO LARGE INTESTINES! (although that was true in summer 2000 too, I forgot it then :-p)

Miriam Schilsky: all right i'll try not to be too excessive: i am a person, a girl/woman, a student, a daughter, a sister, a niece, a granddaughter, a great granddaughter, a cousin, a friend, an acquaintance, an adviser, a phi sigma pi brother, a sax/piccolo player, an artist, a music lover, a movie buff, a disney fanatic, a world traveller, a hard worker, a shopper, a lover of sleep, a card game buff, a graphic arts and psychology double major, an editor of Flashpan, a photographer, a new jerseyian, an orangeman/woman, a tv junkie, an email junkie, a shower singer, an organized person, a talkative person, a semester at sea alumnus, a high school graduate, a brunette, a Jew, a democrat, a size 1, a pretzel lover, a fast typer, a Day 5er, a member of the SUMB and SSS, an honors student, and finally a psycho for writing all of these things down! An online shopper, a transient obsessor, a Toad, a mancala player.

Disuhan: I am a girl, a daughter, a sister, an American, an atheist, a friend, an enemy, a teenager, a bitch, an animal lover, a photographer, a college student, a poor person, a spoiled person, a softball player, a golfer, a sports fan, an explorer, a music lover, an NSYNC fan, a Green Day fan, a Britney fan, a Stroke 9 fan, a Dispatch fan, the most emotional person I know, a hopeless romantic, a singer, a procrastinator, a traveller, a boater, a fisher, a skier, an outdoorsy person, a New York lover, a registered voter, a mountain dew addict, a promiscuous whore, a slut, a virgin, a good listener, an advice giver, a money spender, an Old Navy addict, a white belt in Jujutsu, a New York State resident, a member of the community, a conservation enthusiast, a soccer player, a referee, a 2 time referee of the year, a dancer, a talker, a story-teller, a bottle collector, a keychain collector, a beanie baby collector, a funloving person, a party girl!, a driver, a researcher, movie lover, a computer addict, a sleepy Lauren. A Disuhany thing, a Celebrities player, a conspirator, a speaker of her mind, a blow job enthusiast, a record setter, a lemon.

Amanda McEnvelopes: I'm a daughter, a sister, a neice, a granddaughter, a woman, a musician (a hornist and a singer), a raver, a (former) Mainiac, a (present) Californian, a dancer, a shouter, a weirdo, shy, loud, a crackhead, a sillyhead, an ice cream enthusiast, a lover (and hater), a jump-all-arounder, a Scrabbler, a giggler, a writer, a friend, a worrier, a scared little girl, a lover of thunderstorms, a sleeper, (lately) an insomniac, Empress of the Universe and all the Cosmos. A latecomer :), a distributor of warm fuzzies, a baker, one who has been missed.

Brenda Welch (12/2001): sexy bitch; military enthusiast; Russian lover; college student; philadelphian; person who doesn't like good things (ask Sara); a ditz; BLONDE, not redhead; skinny as shit; confused; inhabitant of the Suite of Debauchery; Washington intern (soon!); slacker; class-skipper; wanna-be bureaucrat; war major; lazy; contrary; the best girlfriend ever; sexually frustrated (he's sooo far away!); Phi Sigger; Yummie Girl; ex-ballet dancer; lover of soup; underachiever; Tom Petty/David Bowie fan; daughter of a Beatle freak; only child; no longer a teenager (as of Friday Dec. 7 2001); fast driver; paranoid; a bad Jew; cute, dammit! A Twitch addict, a redecorator of the Carnegie Library stairs, a victim of the black and white spiral of death, A BENDER!, a VERY bored person for answering six survey questions in one fowl swoop!

Hope Bagley (12/2001): Hope is... a listener, a speaker, a supporter, a rebel, a couch potato, a second-baseman, and an Abercrombie fan. An analyst, a Christmas dork, a college student, a baker, a confidante, a Long Islander, a New Yorker, an American and a tree-hugger. Hope is a musician, band geek, sorority girl, little sister, older sister, middle child, daughter, cousin, granddaughter, stepdaughter, and Hope rarely speaks in third person. A giggler, a flutist, a muse, a procrastinator, a superhero, a football player, a philosopher, and a closet Martha Stewart. A jazz fanatic with no improv skills, a Broadway actress wannabe, one with nature, a former actor, future teacher, and ex-socialist. She's an Irish girl, a suburbanite, a kayaker, band veteran, comedian, Yoda apprentice, Tau Beta Sigma rookie, and a firm believer in seizing the day. Hope is happy and hyper, stressed and sleepy, and inspired. She's a bubble-blower, a writer, a film critic, a roller-coaster rider, a traveler, a lush, a gardener, and full of non-specific faith. She believes you can find inspiration everywhere you look, the world isn't all that bad, and that everyone makes their own destiny. a lackey of Barb, like, a white clarinet player, like, a hobag, like, hope on a rope, like, esperanza, like, a recent Orange Opus debuter, like. (Yes Hope, I know I'm, like, just as bad as you!)

Andrew Berman: I am a brother, a son, a cousin, a nephew, a grandson, an American, a New Yorker, a Long Islander, a Jew, a graduate, a student, a music major, an information studies major, a violinist, a pianist, a composer, an arranger, a conductor, a musical director, "Mr. Sexy Opus", a musician, a classical music connoisseur (PROKOFIEV), a Ben Folds Five (et. al.) fan, an adult, a child, a twentysomething, a past employee of supermarkets, a Crackfiend, a friend, an Orange Man, a social drinker, a quoter, a quotee, a tomato, a "Hot commodity", a horrible dancer, a driver, a dreamer, a day dreamer, a creator of elaborate fantasies, an artist, a poet, an author, a collager, a de coupager, an open mind, a confidant, a gemini, a shutterbug, an explorer, a translator, an archiver, a net surfer, a volleyball attemptor, an alleged bowler, a reputable Scrabble player, a tenant, a RA veteran, a two-year Mount veteran (Day AND Flint), a reflective listener, a peer advisor, a white belt (technically in everything, but specifically in Jujutsu), a questioner, a former math nerd, a thesaurus, a visual learner, an over sleeper, a slob, a model boat, turtle, frog, and penguin enthusiast, a pet owner, an optimist, a generally happy person, a naive innocent, a follower, a procrastinator, a believer, a goatee donner, an atypical male, a doodler, a bestower of cookies, a parking regulation violater, a collector of random things, a stop sign stealer (shhh), an accomplice, an avid billiards player, an omnivore, a promoter of harmony, a controlled pyro, a daily crossword doer, a frizbee thrower, a sound sleeper, a motion sickness victim, a Bglowslieth founder, a single virgin, not necessarily a republican or a democrat, but most certainly NOT a republican, a Henna artist and otherwise skin decorator, a Syracuse University junior, a VeePer, a Chancellor's Scholar, a Phi Sigma Pi brother Beta Epsilon chapter, a big, a little, "Little Brother", a gambler, a Steve Reich CD hunter, a fan of women with long hair, an inspiree of thunder and lightning, an origin of decidedly strange noises, a patron of Cafe Taormina, Deities Cafe, The Olive Garden, California Pizza Kitchen, et. al., a BLT eater, a reluctant frequenter of the Candlelight Diner, a non-whore Commackian, an overexaminer, a hypocrite, a tolerator, a non-smoker, a dweller, an apologist, an inner skeptic, a newfound Guster fan, a mancala player, a stereotype hater, an Earthling, a human, and more than meets the eye.

Update (12/2001): Distinctly NOT an information studies major, a has-been violinist, a Cake fan, a legal drinker, a homosexual, a carless driver, an American Sign Language speaker, a Hearing person, an interpreter, an orange belt in Jujutsu, a committee chair, a helper, a leader, an A collector, a "whatever," involved, a sideways smiler :), a senior, a roadtripper, a grandbig, a Mandarins fan, a Panda West patron, an accompanist, a Brazilian percussionist, NOT an organist, a bell ringer, an eater, a biter, a dish washer, a Muggle, a Harry Potter reader, a reader?, a passenger, a cell phone owner.

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Places I'd like to visit
(from Summer 2000)

Doug Ethe: Welcome to Dooglborough, a small portion of a larger city where everyone lives happily, eats CHEESE, and loves LOGS!

Miriam Schilsky: Welcome to M.I.R.I.A.M. (Martians Invading Rare Islands And Meditating), where sleep is the national pasttime and there is never a bad hair day.

Erika Deckter: Welcome to the United States of Erika, where books are never in short supply and all males have facial hair and wear socks.

Christine O'Leary: Welcome to Shortyworld, where you have to be less than 5 ft one and afraid of everything under the sun!

Gary Cheung: It would seem that the Garyan Empire is made up of three separate states. Here they are: Welcome to GarLand, where it definitely ISN'T Christmas. Welcome to Hungaryover, where we'd prefer that you don't shout or open the blinds... and could you hand me those asprin? Welcome to New Uferiktarikagarystan. Where exactly is old Uferiktarikagarystan, anyway?

Adam J. Davidowitz: Welcome to Adamishtemasteroftheworldania, where we worship Britney Spears as our god!
I think we do that here too, or at least adolescent males do!

Suzanne Livote: Welcome to Suzannia where, the shit always hits the fan, and if it misses, it lands right on ur head.

Marisa Hoheb: Welcome to Marisaville, where bitchiness is outlawed and one local high school is sacrificed in a ritual fire every Friday.

Ben Ross: Welcome to Benland, where there's always a full cup of cawfe, yiddish prevails, and Linda RIchman is Supreme Ruler.

Sara Rosehill: visit Skankinavia, where the pandas roam free, stupidity is painful, and the rivers run with sambuca.

Kim O'Brien: welcome to antarctiKIM, where the giraffes jump out of the third floor of igloos and dont need jello because there is snow and penguins and eskimos to land on, besides the jello wouldnt gel right because of the altitude conditions, and who really likes jello anyway? it's really tough to get it out of hair and everything.

Amanda McCormick: Welcome to Mandonia, where only Amanda wins at Scrabble...so, there. :P

Stephanie Deckter: Welcome to The Royal United Islands of Stephlandiabourgenstein where RAs are revered as g-ds, engineers own everything, and all creatures large & small shout out BICAW!!!

Jen Lenihan: warning : you are about to enter Jen LeniLand - where John says " Hi" and alcohol is easy to buy

Andrew Berman: Good evening, you are about to enter Andaroona where volcanoes spew Ramen, penguins and turtles pay homage to Prokofiev, everyone thinks BEFORE they speak, and disembodied hands are well within the norm!