WORDS WORDS WORDS

(Or: I took a look at the Christian Holy Bible and look what I found.)

Using the trusty search facility on my PC I had a look around the Christian Holy Bible for various words. Printed below are the surprising results. The format that they appear in is word = count. Contributions to this page would be very welcome - just email me. Yes, there is no context for any of this, but take a look - you will get the picture.

Concupiscence = 3 Philosophy = 1 Clergy = 0 Rapture = 0

Christmas = 0 Fryingpan = 2 Soldier = 37 Goat = 137 Serpent = 53

REVENGE = 17 AVENGE = 44 VENGEANCE = 34

Eunuch = 27

Concubine = 39 Looks like I wrote the Bible. Does it not?

Dragon = 35 Epiphany = 0 Episcopal = 0

Ghost = 109

MORAL = 0

MORALS = 0

MORALITY = 0

War = 223

Piss = 8 Halo = 0 Bowels = 35

Foreskin = 14 Messiah = 2 Whore = 76 Bastard = 3 Buttocks = 3 Brain = 0

Slaughter = 56

Pyramid = 0 Sphynx = 0 Egypt = 737

Kill = 223

Catholic = 0 Rosary = 0

Dung = 38 Monastry = 0 Emerods = 8

 

Witch = 12 Invisible = 5 Stigmata = 0 Wizard = 11 Magician = 17 Sorcerer = 8

Trinity = 0 Sheep =201

Unicorn = 9 Fornication = 43

Defile = 119 Punish = 89

Educate = 0

Suffer = 184

Culture = 0 Research = 0

 

Bible = 0 Belch = 1

Pope = 0

Hell = 54

Tolerate = 0

Crucifix = 0

Murder = 43

Chemistry = 0 Physics =0 Hassock = 0 Cassock = 0 Ceremony = 0

Prayer-book = 0

Vicar = 0 Parish =0 Evensong = 0

Eucharist = 0 Humanity = 0

Apology = 0 Humour = 0

Baptise = 0

Astrologer = 9 Astronomer = 0

Astronomy = 0

History = 0 Explore = 0 Dinosaur = 0

Rational = 0

Bacteria = 0 Virus = 0 Infection = 0 Circumcise = 145 Idea = 0 Breasts = 27 Virgin = 65

Lust = 55

Hate = 201

Love = 574

Fear = 525

Misery = 7

Laugh = 26

Harmony = 0

Democracy = 0

Discord = 2

Destroy = 463 Monk = 0 Font = 0 Millennium = 0 Infidel = 2

BLOOD = 465

Christian = 3 Education = 0 Logic = 0 Convent = 0

 

 

Same words - this time I looked into the Koran. Compare. Have fun.

 

Concupiscence = 0 Philosophy = 0 Clergy = 0 Rapture = 0

Christmas = 0 Fryingpan = 0 Soldier = 0 Goat = 1 Serpent = 6

REVENGE = 1 AVENGE = 0 VENGEANCE = 1

Eunuch = 0

Concubine = 0Looks like I wrote the Koran. Does it not?

Dragon = 0 Epiphany = 0 Episcopal = 0

Ghost = 0

MORAL = 0

MORALS = 0

MORALITY = 1

War = 21

Piss = 0 Halo = 0 Bowels = 1

Foreskin = 0 Messiah = 11 Whore = 0 Bastard = 0 Buttocks = 0 Brain = 0

Slaughter = 10

Pyramid = 0 Sphynx = 0 Egypt = 4

Kill = 49

Catholic = 0 Rosary = 0

Dung = 0 Monastry = 0 Emerods = 0

 

Witch = 0 Invisible = 0 Stigmata = 0 Wizard = 0 Magician = 19 Sorcerer = 0

Trinity = 0 Sheep = 6

Unicorn = 0 Fornication = 6

Defile = 0 Punish =197

Educate = 0

Suffer = 15

Culture = 0 Research = 0

 

Bible = 0 Belch = 0

Pope = 0

Hell = 95

Tolerate = 0

Crucifix = 0

Murder = 3

Chemistry = 0 Physics =0 Hassock = 0 Cassock = 0 Ceremony = 0

Prayer-book = 0

Vicar = 0 Parish =0 Evensong = 0

Eucharist = 0 Humanity = 0

Apology = 0 Humour = 0

Baptise = 0

Astrologer = 0 Astronomer = 0

Astronomy = 0

History = 0 Explore = 0 Dinosaur = 0

Rational = 0

Bacteria = 0 Virus = 0 Infection = 0 Circumcise = 0 Idea = 2 Breasts = 22 Virgin = 2

Lust = 3

Hate = 14

Love = 83

Fear = 200

Misery = 25

Laugh = 15

Harmony = 1

Democracy = 0

Discord = 0

Destroy = 79 Monk = 4 Font = 0 Millennium = 0 Infidel = 0

BLOOD = 15

Christian = 15 Education = 0 Logic = 0 Convent =0

 

I even tried the same with the Book of Mormon! Enjoy.

 

Concupiscence = 0 Philosophy = 0 Clergy = 0 Rapture

Christmas = 0 Fryingpan = 0 Soldier = 7 Goat = 6 Serpent = 17

REVENGE = 4 AVENGE = 9 VENGEANCE = 13

Eunuch = 0

Concubine = 9 Looks like I wrote the Book of Mormon. Does it not?

Dragon = 4 Epiphany = 0 Episcopal = 0

Ghost = 98

MORAL = 0

MORALS = 0

MORALITY = 0

War = 178

Piss = 0 Halo = 0 Bowels = 8

Foreskin = 0 Messiah = 32 Whore = 35 Bastard = 0 Buttocks = 0 Brain = 0

Slaughter = 20

Pyramid = 0 Sphynx = 0 Egypt = 28

Kill = 23

Catholic = 0 Rosary = 0

Dung = 6 Monastry = 0 Emerods = 0

 

Witch = 2 Invisible = 0 Stigmata = 0 Wizard = 1 Magician = 0 Sorcerer = 1

Trinity = 0 Sheep = 26

Unicorn = 0 Fornication = 3

Defile = 0 Punish = 36

Educate = 0

Suffer = 227

Culture = 0 Research = 0

 

Bible = 0 Belch = 0

Pope = 0

Hell = 51

Tolerate = 0

Crucifix = 0

Murder = 124

Chemistry = 0 Physics = 0 Hassock = 0 Cassock = 0 Ceremony = 1

Prayer-book = 0

Vicar = 0 Parish = 0 Evensong = 0

Eucharist = 0 Humanity = 0

Apology = 0 Humour = 0

Baptise = 0

Astrologer = 0 Astronomer = 0

Astronomy = 0

History = 6 Explore = 0 Dinosaur = 0

Rational = 0

Bacteria = 0 Virus = 0 Infection = 0 Circumcise = 5 Idea = 0 Breasts = 2 Virgin = 7

Lust = 4

Hate = 12

Love = 71

Fear = 149

Misery = 25

Laugh =2

Harmomy = 0

Democracy = 0

Discord = 0

Destroy = 296 Monk = 0 Font = 0 Millennium = 0 Infidel = 0

BLOOD = 179

Christian = 5 Education = 0 Logic = 0 Convent = 0

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