TyPiCaL sReRiOtYpIcAl AsIaN gUy GrOuP...
A. The Asian gangster guy
B. the asian showoff
C. The Asian squatter
D. The asian basketball player
E. The asian white guy
F. The asian clubber
G. The asian captain
A. THE ASIAN GANGSTER GUY
1. Usually seen at the local billard halls, at the local video arcade, at the bowling alley, at the college recreation room (ditching class), and at the karaoke bar.
2. Usually wears ultimatley insanley huge pants, Nike visor (upside down), Nike warm-up jacket, pager/cell phone (it has to be exposed so everyone can see it). Also wears accessories: earrings and a hoe.
3. A great street fighter and tekken player.
4. No matter who's around (parents, family members, teachers) he always has to act hard and tough and gives that bad impression to everyone.
5. Very good at the art of the home-invasion robbery.
6. Has extremely long bangs covering his eyes.
7. Always try to look hard, but in actuallity, he looks asleep.
8. An avid smoker, always holds his ciggarette between his index and middle finger.
9. Dosn't knoe how to smoke, only does for the tough image.
10. A great street fighter and tekken player.
11. Usually drives a slammed Honda Civic ot Acura Integra or Mitsubishi Eclipse, which he tries to squeeze 10 people inside.
12. Drives fast to impress his friends or his chick. Of course, he is a racer...fixin' up his car for "racing".
13. Calls other azns "nigga" and is a dying of the ebonic plague.
14. Too much talk not enough action!
15. Girls hang with him becuase of his "Big" reputation, plus he's got other guys hanging around him. Guys hang around him because they think that he can protect them by bringing back-up whenever anything happens and they want him to hook them up with pagers phones, and girls.
B. THE AZN SHOWOFF
1. Usually seen in the local billard halls, at the bowling alley, at the church youth groups, at the college recreation room(trying to pick up girls) and at the casino(trying to act like a higher roller).
2. Usually wears tucked in dress shirts with loose fit khakis. Holster for his cell phone.
3. Always showing off his cell phone, constantly talks into it...sometimes fakes that he's talking into itso he can impress the girls.
4. Everyone of these guys have have circular glasses.
5. Another avid smoker, like a chimney.
6. Usually drives a Mazda RX-7 or a Toyota Supra.
7. Thinks he can drive fast, but actually drives like an old chinese woman, on a cell phone.
8. Always says that he's peaceful and he claims Azn pride, but he has gangsta tendencies when there is a threat to his popularity or when a guy a guy moves in on his girlfriend.
9. Tries to be a higher roller...thinks he's an awesome gambler.
10. Always wears designer clothing, never wears shorts...even if is's 100 degrees outside.
11. Has too much Dragon Ball crap on his web-site.
12. Girls hang with him so he can spend money on them or they just want to be seen in his car. Guys hang with him because they also want him to spend money on them and they want to steal valuables in his house.
C. THE AZN SQUATTER
1. Usually seen at the local billard halls, at the bowling alley, at the college recreation room(playing billards, of course), in the front of every azn restaurant (squatting, of course).
2. Usually wears clothes that try to look baggy...but never can quite get the look of the gangster. Then ends up wearing long shorts. Always wears slippers.
3. Usually a new immigrant to the United States (aka FOB)
4. Always smokes while squatting.
5. Always speaks native language while making fun of people who do not speak his language (i.e., Americans and azn-americans).
6. The master of the home invasion robbery. Yet when he pulls a robbery, he always brags about it or shows off his fortune, which ends up getting him busted.
7. A compulsive gambler, will gamble any game and gamble anything he owns.
8. Cannot live without cheating...he is very dishonest. Cheats on every tests. When he cheats everyone knows it, cuz he brags about it.
9. Always lieing, telling b.s. stories about the fights he won, the money he won and the houses he robs, which usually gets him busted...again.
10. Girls only talk to him when they want to cheat on a test otherwise they detest him. Guys hamg with him because they want to hire him for a robbery or that he's crazy enough to do whatever they say.
D. THE AZN BASKETBALL PLAYER
1. Usually seen at the local billard halls, at the basketball court and the gym.
2. Usually wears Nike ot Addidas shoes. Nike tank tops and North Carolina basketball shorts. Also, Nike warm-ups with one pant leg up.
3. Also known as the the "baller".
4. Has the most expensive Nike shoes on earth.
5. Does too many headfakes and pumpfakes.
6. His girlfriend is always watching him play, she is usually sitting on the bench ot in the stands, staring at other guys.
7. Always wears those Nike muscle shirts, you know, those sleeveless ones...yet they're so skinny, they look so stupid in them.
8. Of course wears a Nike visor, upside-down though.
9. Tries to hustle other basketball players, but ends up losing all his money. Cuz he can't play for squatt!
10. Tries to ball, but ends up fouling everyone and bitching about feeling fouled.
11. Girls can care less about him. Guys use him for hook-ups on shoes and clothes.
E. THE AZN WHITE GUY
1. Usually seen in the bar with his white buddies, drinking copious amounts of beer and listening to hard rock.
2. Usually wears plaid shirts, concert t-shirts (NIN or Van Halen, usually), non-baggy jeans, and construction boots.
3. Usually drinks too much, to cope with his "problems".
4. Makes way too big of a deal about his ethnicity (calls himself ******* all the time).
5. Lusts over blonde chicks who wouldn't give hime the time of day.
6. Always complains anout azn white grls who go out with white guyz (SOS-sell out sisters) and stares daggers at 'em.
7. Glares at fobbie types cuz they "ruin his image".
8. Purposly does badly in skool to dispel the steriotype.
9. Get's drunk on the fumes of Vodka, Everclear, or Wild Turkey.
10. Usually vomiting around last call cuz of the lack of digestive enzymes.
11. Grls are imtimidated by his bitterness. Guyz onli hang out with him cuz he gets drunk and buys extra rounds.