No, F-ing joke. You're not reading it wrong. I was driving home yesterday and I spotted this in front of a church. I never though Lynchburg and it's Babtist churches could get any dumber. We have a lot of this to thank to our good ol' buddy Jerry Falwell and the ABC afiliates here in the 'Burg. Homophobes. Well, you know I had to take advantage of this...
Oh, yes ladies and gentlemen(sorry, I prefer women), you now it. That's me. Sexy, sexy, sexy. Don't act like you're not turned on. I know I was during this sexy photo shoot. Work it girl.
Uh-huh. You're naughty. Lick it. Oh, yeah. You is a bad boy. Why don't you shake it now...
Meow! Oh, I just can't take the sexiness. No joke, while I was taking these photos, there was a slight traffic jam because people were too buisy looking and someone about slammed into the back of another car because they were too buisy looking at me. It just goes to show that my sexy looks stop traffic and cause wrecks. Jealous? Want me? I didn't think so...