ADVENTURE: Homophobes! DESCRIPTION: Lynchburg's Babtist chuches strike again. This time they make fools of themselves and I'm there to make myself look just as dumb. You're next Jerry Falwell... DATE DONE: 3-18-02 ADVENTURE: The Slide of Wankers DESCRIPTION: Aqua Wanker (making his return) and Wes build their own slip 'n' slide and about kill themselves. Enjoy the sexiness. DATE DONE: Sometime during summer of 2001. ADVENTURE: The Flat Tire Incident DESCRIPTION: Let me explain: Jeff, Brooke, Jill, Tia and I were out in the boonies and Jeff's car got a flat, we fixed it with ZZ Top, the battery then died, we jumped it after 600 tries, tried to leave but the tire that WAS flat wouldn't roll because it was put on backwards, we fixed it again, and went home. I love life. DATE DONE: 8-21-01 ADVENTURE: The NEW Look (Part III) DESCRIPTION: Since Wes is off to school, Jeff has been on his own when it comes to creating new styles. Well, freaks, here's his first style that yuor kids will be hearing about and saying "Mom/Dad, what the f*ck were you thinking?!" Then, you'll smack their cute little faces for saying "f*ck". DATE DONE: 8-22-01 ADVENTURE: The NEW Look (Part II) DESCRIPTION: Jeff and Wes have done it again. They have brought us the new style before it hits The Gap and that store with the fat women clothes. Well, this is more bondage than normal atire. Enjoy, freaks. DATE DONE: I was on crack and forgot. ADVENTURE: The NEW Look DESCRIPTION: Jeff and Wes(the world's best clothing designers) go to the mall to show off their trendy new clothes for the public. I follow with the camera and about get us kicked out because I was taking pictures but somehow it was alright for these losers to walk around. Go figure... DATE DONE: 8-8-01 ADVENTURE: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH?! DESCRIPTION: If you thought this was a myth, you're wrong. Here you will find out this isn't a fairy tell. DATE DONE: 7-21-01 ADVENTURE: MEET AQUA WANKER DESCRIPTION: An intoduction to the amazing, brilliant, sexy, strong(willed), hunky, creamy, crunchy, subterranean, vivacious, touching, romantic, sinergizing, constepating, orgasmic, stupifying, cheap, muscular, dashing, smooth, paranoid, lucky, ugly, smelly, funny looking, and sexy AQUA WANKER!!! DATE DONE: 5-??-01 ADVENTURE: Kill-A-Gram DESCRIPTION: Lessons on how to harm Gram Bierce(I think I misspelled his last name). DATE DONE: 4-21-01 ADVENTURE: MEET SVEN DESCRIPTION: Sven is a crazy foreign guy who thinks his talents are amazing. But he's actually the village idiot. DATE DONE: 2-10-01 ADVENTURE: Hurting myself and Daniel Summerland DESCRIPTION: See me hurt myself and give Daniel a swift stomp to the....well, just go look for yourself. DATE DONE: 2-10-01 ADVENTURE: Random Acts of Stupidity(part I) DESCRIPTION: We act dumb in Wal-Mart, Toys-R-Us, and in a parking lot. DATE DONE: 1-13-01 and 1-14-01 ADVENTURE: Phone Sex DESCRIPTION: I explore the weird world of phone sex. DATE DONE: 1-13-01 ADVENTURE: My sexy, sexy cat and me. DESCRIPTION: I explore things that you can only dream of with your cat(no I don't screw my cat!), ya perv! DATE DONE: ??-??-00, 1-4-01, 1-15-01 ADVENTURE: 2001: TO INFORM THE END DESCRIPTION: Wes, Jeff, and I make fools ourselves by going downtown to inform people about the end of the world or the end of the year 2000. DATE DONE: 12-29-00 ATTENTION: An article on us. |
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