I've decided that I want a graphic... somehow, somewhere, of a vintage-looking picture of an ice cream cone. Even better, one that has tabs attached to it, so it looks rather like a paper doll. And underneath it, I want it to say in blocky, cheerful letters, "I scream."
I think it would be fun.

I rejoice in my new favorite store. But it's one of those cases where it would make you feel guilty if anyone bought you something from there. I don't know about you, but I would hate to pop open a box and know that the sweater inside cost eighty dollars.
But I don't know you. Maybe you'd like it.

I want a pretty website.
It seems to me that my website gives the impression of being fat. Do you know what I mean? I'm not sure I do.
It just seems excessively large, like a fat man at Thanksgiving.

I'm Satine from Moulin Rouge! Which Nicole Kidman are you? Find out!

I didn't cheat. I swear!!