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    		• Sweet guy looks for new relationship

    		 Hey everyone. I'm John and I just decided to write this to see what comes up. I just graduated high school and am off to IU next fall. I sing...a lot, and act...a lot. Please Note: This does not make a man gay. That's my ex and I when we were in a show together and yes I am wearing makeup- it's just for theatre, promise. As you may be able to tell, performing arts are my passion in life, but my interests are wide. I work as a tech in the ICU of a hospital, and hope to go to med school after the first 4 years. That's enough about me. If you're between the ages of 17 and 19, please don't hesitate to drop me a note and I guess we'll see what turns up. I love you all in advance and promise a comparably lengthy and good-natured reply to any message I may receive. Thanks!


    Fulkenberry: From what I understand, you get one paragraph to describe how wonderful you are to the world. I think John has a serious problem when he spends the first half of the paragraph trying to explain that he isn't gay. John, surely you have pictures where you aren't wearing makeup. How about one where you are wearing a football helmet, holding a beer, and banging a broad. Oh, any maybe you shouldn't profess your love of theater...ever. Why don't you just wear a dress with "Jump Sex Me In The Homo Butt" embroidered on your crotch where all your new boyfriends will be looking.
       I would be lying if I didn't say Chuck Norris doesn't seem a little light in the loafers. Lucky for him he's an international karate super star. That means he can make a profile exactly like yours and women will still want his ninja groin. You are an international super star of your high school's drama class. That means you can make a profile like yours and hunky men will make you sing to them while they have their way with your homo butt.


    Chuck "Action Uppercut" Norris: Chuck Norris doesn't like when drama kids say they love him in advance. If Chuck Norris ever met John he would show his love by Action Uppercutting his makeup face.