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    		• New Girl in Town

    		 Hi guys, I am a single 19/F. I am moving back to Lexington this weekend and I am so excited. I am looking for someone to get to know, someone who really isn't in a rush for a relationship but is so ready to find someone to be nuts about. All I want out of a relationship is someone who will treat me with the same love and respect that I'll treat them with. I am responsible, intelligent, and I have a great personality. If I've caught your eye at all, I'd love to hear from you. (I'm the chick in the black dress in the pic.)


    Fulkenberry: There's an interesting melty trick going on here. Thanks to my well trained eye I was able to recognize the truth behind this picture. The melty in the black realized it could appear smaller by hiding behind a greater melty. Let's assume the red melty is 400 lbs while black melty is 375 lbs. By hiding behind the red melty, black melty can easily pass for 350 lbs. It's a melt trick, but it shouldn't be enough to trick the average man. There is also an interesting procces occurring in this picture. It would appear the red melties eat needs have caused it to develop the ability to absorb food through its tightly wrapped beef skin. As you can see, it has actually devoured the pigment from black melties pork wrap (skin).


    Mr. Belvedere: Chip Chip Cheerio, many years ago I was the butler for the Owens family. I was the only one who suffered from being overweight in the house. I can't even begin to express the hardships in the life of an overweight person. I feel for these two girls and I hope they find what they are looking for. Afterall, I would shag them.


    Chuck "Action Uppercut" Norris: Chuck Norris finds the two bean bags and Mr. Belvedere repulsive. Chuck Norris worked long and hard for his finely toned body. Chuck Norris feels pity for any man who wanders into the eat radius of these beasts.