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looking for friends
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hello.I'am 25 yr old guy who is 5'8 brown hair hazel green eyes 150 pounds,i enjoing the movies listing to
music.the 80's,rock,and some hip hip.I like to shoot pool,darts,playing cards, and i love to bowl.
I am looking for a friend to talk to and hang out with.I moved in cynthiana from indianapolis about
a year ago and i dont know anyone.I need some friends.If this sounds like the person you like to meet
please write me. Thanks for reading my Ad. your friend Ricky:)
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Fulkenberry: One important thing to remember with personal ads is that you get a nice little
chart that allows you to fill in general information like height, hair color, etc. Ricky, being a wise
hill billy, knows that he can also put these stats into his descriptive paragraph. Why does he do this?
Maybe he thinks men towering around 5'8" are a hard find so it needs to be mentioned as much as possible.
Maybe he thinks his brown hair is his main
selling point so it needs to me mentioned twice and displayed in his picture. I also have brown hair.
That means I'm in competition with Ricky to earn cyber friends. If my last hope for friends was a paragraph
posted on a web site with a million other losers, I would do a better job proofreading so I don't say things
like, "i enjoing the movies listing to music." On the positive side, he does enjoy listening to hip hip.
Your picture makes you look like your goal in life is to win $10 in the lottery or kill everyone who gives your
trailor home a funny look.
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Chuck "Action Uppercut" Norris: Chuck Norris is not your friend despite you finishing your pathetic plea
with ,"your friend Ricky:) ." The smiley face is not convincing Chuck Norris to be your friend either.
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