Annoying Questions to ASK your TEACHER!!!
1. Can I go to the Tinkle-Dinkle Ha Ha Room?

2. How do we know the sky isn't really green
    and we're just colorblind?

3. Haven't personal calculators rendered long
    division irrelevant?

4. Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed
    this morning?

5. If you stick yourself with a pencil, will you
    get lead poisoning?
6. Do amoebas feel love?

7. Why do dogs sniff our butts?

8. How's the diet going?

9. Is any of this information pertinent to real life?

10. Why did they name Uranus, Uranus?

11. Could you repeat the question? I wasn't
      listening.

12. Why are we yellow?
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