BART'S GUIDE TO LIFE

Taken from "Bart Simpson's Guide to Life." Copyright 1993 by Matt Groening Productions, Inc.

YOUR DREAMS and what they are trying to TELL YOU.

Annoying Questions to ask your Teacher.

The 25 COOL THINGS to be when you GROW UP.

The 25 THINGS NOT to be when you GROW UP.

Top 10 Ways to DRIVE your PARENTS NUTS.

Bartolomew J. Simpson Presents The 7 Wonders of the WORLD.

Bart and Lisa's Top 10 Preconceived Notions about GIRLS & BOYS.

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