dreams

naked in a shopping mall

being chased by a giant squid

having your hair cut by dancing policemen

with a black eye

floating in a vat of pancake batter

sitting on thumbtacks

being pulled into the sky by a kite

selling beets to talking pigs

riding on a black skateboard

skydiving without a chute

swimming in a lake of Squishees

as delicate as a flower

gargling creamed corn

wrestling a fish

dancing with a corndog

where it is raining chimneys

where your parents have become bowling pins

playing hopscotch on your own stomach

worshipping rabbits

dreaming you are in a dream

you will become a professional wrestler.

you will develop a rash.

you will get a free backstage pass.

you will fall for a practical joke.

the cards are stacked in your favor.

a dog will bite you.

you will become a movie star.

you will be sent to the principal's office.

you will strike terror into the hearts of your enemies.

someone will tie your shoelaces together.

money will stick to your fingers.

your breath will stink.

you will join the circus.

things will slip through your fingers.

you will visit an amusement park.

you will get a sore throat.

you will be granted a wish.

you will lose your lunch.

you will found a media empire.

you watch too much TV.