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| The TOP 10 WAYS to DRIVE YOUR PARENTS NUTS |
| 10. While in the car, forget to go to the bathroom before you leave on a long trip. |
| 9. While at Church, applaud after the sermon. |
| 8. While at the Grocery Store, practice your juggling with a few grade-A eggs. |
| 7. While in the car, insist they pick up hitchhikers. |
| 6. While at a Fancy Restaurant, blow bubbles in your milk. |
| 5. While at the Grocery Store, change the price tags on everything. |
| 4. While in the car, ask, "Are we there yet?" every 30 seconds. |
| 3. While at Church, SNORE. |
| 2. Always, tell your parents you love them so much you never, ever want to leave home. |
| 1. BE YOURSELF, MAN! |
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