PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT
BART'S NOTIONS ABOUT GIRLS:
LISA'S NOTIONS ABOUT BOYS:
1. They smell like fruity chewing gum.

2. They never wanna play rough.

3. Their stupid, girlish, behind-your-back rudeness.

4. Their brainless giggling.

5. They sling mud about each other.

6. They act so smart just to get attention.

7. They say things just to see what effect it has upon impact.

8. They never stop combing their hair.

9. They are soooo cruel.

10. We have nothing in common with one another.
1. They reak of corn nuts and sweat.

2. They always wanna play rough.

3. Their dumb, macho, in-your-face rudeness.

4. Their idiotic guffawing.

5. They hurl dirt clods at each other.

6. They act real dumb just to get attention.

7. They throw things just to see what effect it has
upon impact.

8. They never comb their hair.

9. They are soooo mean.

10. We have nothing in common with one another.
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GIRLS AND BOYS