Ask CKY
Q: What does Shippensberg mean? Is it a place or a meaning. Cause on Raab Himself official shit car its got Shippensberg or bust.JESS: Its a town in the middle of no where where Raab lives.
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Q: I was at your show last night at Lupos and I was standing near the dressing room and all of a sudden I saw Raab storm out. What was wrong with him?
JESS: Alcohol
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Q: Where did Raab go to school after he got expelled from the east?
JESS: He went to Church Farm in Frazer with all the other crazy kids, me and Bam used to have to pick him up- that shit was like pre-jail or something.
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Q: Do any of you guys know how I can get in touch with Raab Himself cause he's so cute and funny (but a bit weird), I LOVE HIM!
JESS: Come to West Chester and bar hop. You're bound to see him somewhere, its inevitable.
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Q: Jess, what the hell did you and Raab get busted for?
JESS: Me, Bran, Rake, Hanna and Raab were in the weight room of holiday inn with some clutch peeps smashing beer bottles/cans with the weights haha. It was one of those nautilus weight machines so we would lift up all the weight, put it underneath and it would smash into nothing. But Hanna's brother was there too and he is a cop so he just told the West Chester cops to leave, he had it under control. And they did so we kept doing it, i cant drink with Raab anymore - we get in too much trouble
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Q: Is Raab an alcoholic?
CHAD: He says he is.
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Q: In cky3 did Chris Raab really get taken to jail wearing only that jock strap
JESS: Yeah he got in the cop car with a jock strap on and a bloody ass. Then he went to the police station for about 2 hours until his mom picked him up. I assume he was in jail for that time but im not really sure.
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Q: Has Raab Himself ever shit on you?
CHAD: Raab himself is actually,no lie...in the shower right next to this room I'm in..showering shit off himself, after walking in and saying *man,i just shit my pants,what's going on tonight*. Haha
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Q: Jess you said Raab got on hot girls but Jenn has said multiple times on Bam's message boards that he still hasn't gotten laid. Now, seeing what a sketchy guy he is what with the whole piss/shit/matt damons nephew thing going on, along with what you just described, I would tend to believe Jenn. Am I right?
JESS: The day Raab did the shit while running at full speed thing and ate 18 ex-laxes, he went to 15 North, brought this blondie back to my house and got on her in me and Bam's guest room hahahah and he said he left the room every 20 minutes to go tear up the bathroom but he told her he was getting another beer or something and she believed him. I guess jenn wasn't there for that one, haha.
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Q: Jess are you much of a bather?
JESS: Not really, but compared to Raab Himself, Random Hero and Bam I am fucking Mr.Clean! One time Raab didn't wash his hair for 2 months, and he still got on hot girls. Its funny after a week your hair gets insanely greasy then it gets disgustingly matted, then after a month it like naturally washes itself and gets kind of clean again. Raab's cadillac just caught on fire the other day and his clothes in the backseat got burned up. But he just said fuck it and rocked his burnt up clothes to the bar, he smelled like a campfire! Raab fucking rules, end of story.
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Q: Who's locker did Raab shit on?
JESS: It was right in the middle of the B wing, it was spread out all over like on 10 different lockers.
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Q: Do you think I'm stupid because I buy white t-shirts at Goodwill and put CKY on them?
JESS: No way Raab Himself does that same exact thing and he has the best style of anyone I know. He usually just buys a plain white t-shirt, writes GNAR KILL on it then puts duct tape over whatever stains get on his shirt. So after about a week or so he probably spilled beer on his shirt about 10 times so he has 10 pieces of duct tape
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Credits: All of the above come from Ask CKY. I have made minor changes to some of the questions so there is capitals and correct sentence structure. I hate when people use chat speak, annoys the crap out of me.