Orchid Dreams

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Some Ooc conversations, and randomness..

Bachelors Wanted!
<Bad> Megan says, "You know what I reckon Bree needs?"
<Bad> Randel says, "what?"
<Bad> Megan says, "More hansome young elegible batchelor types."
<Bad> Randel says, "well, guess we could do with more of every kind. :) especially hobbits."
<Bad> Randel says, "more old folk! more healers! more smiths!"
<Bad> Megan says, "No! Eligble batchelors!"
<Bad> Megan wants bachelors now!
<Bad> Megan marches around with a sign saying: "We want Bachelors!"
Announcement: Randel has changed the poll to: Megan wants eligible bachelors NOW!
<Bree> Hugh laughs!
<Bad> Megan says, "we should put that in the +info Breefolk thing: wanted: eligble hansome bachelors.... LOL!!!!!!!"
<Bree> Megan laughs!!!
<Bree> Megan phwaps Randel!
Thorak pages Randel and Megan: Where do I sign up?
<OOC> You say, "Eeek!"
<Sb> Tigerlily says, "well now that's an interesting poll"
<Bree> Randel laughs hysterically
From afar, Khamul comforts.
Randel pages Thorak and Megan: take a number and get in line please.
From afar (to Randel and Megan), Thorak sighs.
<OOC> You say, "Ok hang on, have to deal with pages now.."
<Sb> Hugh grins. Got any eligible hobbit bachelors over there?
<OOC> Tigerlily laughs, 'of course you do"
Long distance to Khamul: Megan nods sadly. "There aren't enough in Bree, I've decided."
Khamul pages: We gotta wait til you're 18, hon. :)
<Sb> Randel says, "there you go Megan. A nice hairy dorf instantly responding. :)"
<Sb> Tigerlily says, "Randel... we're trying to RP. now she's got an avalanche of pages. :)"
You paged Khamul with 'Butt i want my bachelors Nowwwwwwwww'.
<Sb> Megan says, "Ewwwwww"
<Sb> Randel says, "she brought it upon herself. ;)"
<Sb> Megan says, "Yeah thanks Randel, good one :P"
<Sb> Tigerlily grins, "I'm sure she did."
….
<Bree> Megan waves about her sign.. Feels pity for Hugh cos he actually missed this conversation cos she was having it on <bad> instead... loves that com cos it's secret.
<Bree> Randel says, "it's something to aspire to. ;)"
<Bree> Hugh says, "A sign? And you said on Bree com earlier you wanted Eligible Bachelors too, I think - you must be truly desperate ;)"
<Bree> Randel lols!
<Bree> Megan says, "Well we need them!"
<Bree> Megan says, "All we have is old guys and hobbits.. and ugly guys"
<Bree> Hugh says, "Ugly old guys? ;)"
<Bree> Megan says, "Yes that too :P"
<Bree> Hugh grumbles and has to log out to concentrate on work. If you find any Eligible Bachelors, tie 'em up in the market so we can all get a good look at 'em and vote for which one you get :)

Papercut on your eyeball…
<Bree> Megan says, "Hey, here's a nice image for you to think about, you ready?"
<Bree> Megan says, ".. Papercut on your eyeball!!!"
<Bree> Randel says, "aiyeeeeeee!!"
<Bree> Megan says, "Can I make it the poll!? Can I?! I want to make one! I haven't ever made one!"
<Bree> Randel says, "no! no!"
<Bree> Megan pouts. "fine."
<Bree> Andrick says, "No, do it! Do it!"
<Bree> Megan says, "Do it!?!!?"
<Bree> Randel says, "no! no! don't! resist, Megan!"
<Bree> Andrick says, "Yeah. If we're made to suffer with that evil image, everyone should!"
<Bree> Randel says, "resist the dark side!"
<Bree> Megan says, "Andy said to do it- he has more authority than you!"
<Bree> Randel says, "I'm and older oldbie!"
Announcement: Megan has changed the poll to: ... Papercut on your eyeball!!!!!
<Bree> Megan says, "MUAHAHAHAHAHA"
<Bree> Randel says, "AIYEEEEEEEEE!"
<Bree> Randel falls twitching and screaming to the ground.
<Bree> Megan cackles
<Bree> Randel holds out the "+poll Stir-upper award" to Megan, with a trembling hand

Polls from or about me:

Announcement: Megan has changed the poll to: ... Papercut on your eyeball!!!!!
Announcement: Randel has changed the poll to: Megan wants eligible bachelors NOW!
Announcement: Witch-king has changed the poll to: Breefolk raiding my closet again?!
Announcement: Andrick has changed the poll to: Megan = Dusty Mathom.
Announcement: Megan has changed the poll to: School's out for summerrrrrrrr!!!
Announcement: Kagain has changed the poll to: Bree: 3/4 IC, Shame on you Megan!
Announcement: Tiriel has changed the poll to: Megan the Merciless!
Announcement: Delynrea has changed the poll to: Megan just ate me.
Announcement: Sulrannaur has changed the poll to: We come in peace.Take us to your leader
Announcement: Adienna has changed the poll to: Megan, stop making me mispage to you!
Announcement: Megan has changed the poll to: Adienna, stop stealing my icecream!! :(
Announcement: Megan has changed the poll to: Staple through your eye!!
Announcement: Kagain has changed the poll to: Megan: Ice Cream Bandit!
Announcement: Kagain has changed the poll to: MYSTERY of the maltese megan!
Announcement: Kagain has changed the poll to: Megan broke MSN :((
Announcement: Andrick has changed the poll to: Meag'ns dnruk!
Announcement:Megan has changed the poll to: Andrick just stapled his finger... o.O
Announcement: Megan has changed the poll to: Andrick just stapled his thumb, too!...o.O
Announcement: Gelbard has changed the poll to: Megan and I /rock/!
Announcement: Elias has changed the poll to: Megs is the koolist colist coolest
Announcement: Elingail has changed the poll to: Megan says "I lie. A lot."
Announcement: Megan has changed the poll to: Come RP with Billy the Wizard!
Announcement: Basil has changed the poll to: Guktoramooga!
Announcement: Zoleth has changed the poll to: Burn the Birdie, Burn the Birdie!
Announcement: Lalaithlos has changed the poll to: Megs, the Clueberry Queen
Announcement: Kylin has changed the poll to: When's the wedding, Lit?
Announcement: Glaurion has changed the poll to: Ky And Meg... True Happiness?
Announcement: Basil has changed the poll to: Scarlet, GET OFF THE TIME!
Announcement: Thistledown has changed the poll to: Bree, where the love is
Announcement: Barliman has changed the poll to: WAY TO GO MEGGIE!!!!!
Announcement: Daniel has changed the poll to: I <3 Megs!!!
Announcement: Daniel has changed the poll to: I <3 MEGS!!!
Announcement: Khonlis has changed the poll to: I <3 MEGGY!
Announcement: Daniel has changed the poll to: I <3 Emilinamanabannanama.
Announcement: Aleswyn has changed the poll to: Happy Early Birthday Scarlet!!
Announcement: Aleswyn has changed the poll to: Happy Birthday Scarlet!!!!!
Announcement: Kathryn has changed the poll to: It's not /shrimp/ it's prawns! :P
Announcement: Aleswyn has changed the poll to: R.I.P. Scarlet :(

Check this out!:

NAME FLAGS SEX SPECIES CULTURE LOCATION
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Megan --/OOC F Human Breefolk In flight...
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(That was before I got wings of my own, of course)

Sammath Naur
You stand in Sammath Naur, that foulest room of sorcery in all of Middle Earth. Here it was that Sauron deceived Celebrimbor and the Elven-Smiths in the forging of the One Ring, the Ruling Ring. Here is the hot black heart of His most evil land. Here, before you, lay the Cracks of Doom, the gaping fissures yawning directly into the womb of the earth, where all things are made and unmade. You stand silent for a moment in awe, and then notice through that window to the East a piercing flash of red flame from the black tower's topmost pinnacle...it seems that the all-seeing eye is staring into this very chamber, into your very soul. You had better pray that you have business here...

Khamul took me flying and touring in Mordor, it was great.. though, somewhat random ;)

OLDEST 15 PLAYERS ONLINE
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1 Midien................May 09 2000
2 Barseg................Feb 13 2001
3 Giondan...............Sep 04 2001
4 Duartr................Oct 03 2001
5 Reef..................Nov 19 2001
6 Cate..................Jun 11 2002
7 Gyllene...............Aug 17 2002
8 Megan.................Nov 06 2002
9 Turfuin...............Dec 03 2002
10 Wren..................Dec 18 2002
11 Beowein...............Dec 29 2002
12 Cherryblossom.........Dec 31 2002
13 Tirethil..............Jan 31 2003
14 Antion................Feb 17 2003
15 Cheren................Apr 17 2003

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Heh, I just thought it was cool. ;) I had one from earlier, when I was like, number 10, or something, and there was only 13 people online ;) So this one was better.

TOP 10 CONNECT TIMES
Reset: Thu Jan 01 00:00:03 2004
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1 Wuzgul...........3d 4h 42m 51s
2 Ceridwen.........2d 19h 57m 52s *
3 Megan............2d 19h 30m 41s *
4 Grima............2d 19h 16m 17s
5 Beinithil........2d 16h 0m 36s
6 Molaenion........2d 13h 52m 32s
7 Anorandil........2d 10h 38m 12s
8 Aralach..........2d 10h 11m 15s
9 Al'yodar.........2d 9h 6m 6s
10 Tarasiriel.......2d 8h 3m 37s

Your +top time is: 2d 19h 30m 41s
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Now that one's just cool as well. I have another one, where I was #6 with 8 days, near the end of a month, so this one isn't /so/ special, cos it's only 2 days, but it's still pretty cool. I was stoked ;) (See! How random is the stuff I collect? :P)

Andy wrote this for Bree-rp.. I just thought it was cute. O:) It was when we were in the Shire, heh, and yeah.. we decided that people needed to speculate where we'd gone, since we were meant to hate each other.

'Missing Persons'
"Does it strike you as odd?" said the woman.
"Don't what strike me as odd?" said the man.
"That Megan Tassellberry, an' the old waiter, Andrick Thatcher?"
"What about them?"
"Well, where've they been of late, eh? They were always fighting, those two, and now it looks like they've flown off on 'oliday together."
"Ooh. Do you suppose it may be their honeymoon?" The man laughs, but the woman looks deadly serious.
"Who knows? They were both odd. I say, if they've gone for good, good riddance to bad rubbish. The pair of them. They'll suit each other."

=================== Online Players by Culture ==================
Breefolk: ( 1) Megan*
Mordain: ( 1) Mouth_of_Sauron
============== + = Ruler, * = Local Admin, Hilited = IC ===============
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OLDEST 15 PLAYERS ONLINE
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1 Mouth_of_Sauron.......Mar 23 2000
2 Megan.................Nov 06 2002

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Hehe. Just after a reboot. Managed to get on super-early somehow and beat everyone. It was great! I was pretty stoked ;P

Btw- this is my Plan, for anyone interested. O:)

IC- RP with everyone.. (well, not literally) Eriadorish:
(x) Arnorian,
(x) Breefolk,
(x) Beorning,
(x) Dunlending,
(x) Ered-Luin,
(x) Galadhrim,
(x) Imladhrim,
(x) Isendrim,
(x) Istari
(x) Mithlondhrim,
(x) Morian,
(x) Northern,
(x) Shirefolk,
(x) Yfelwydan.
Beyond:
(x) Dale
( ) Erebor
(x) Gondor
( ) Haradrim
( ) Mordain
(x) Ndaedeldhrim
(x) Rohirrim
( ) Onodrim
It helps to have wings.!

Other Stuff:
(*) Give Megan a name for herself in all of Bree (and Beyond)
( ) Prove that Megan has Multiple Personalities
(*) Make you fall in love with me
( ) Become a feature.
(*) Terrorize Bree over, and over, and over again.
(x) Become an Eagle-Friend
(x) Become an Eagle
( ) Kidnap some hobbits- just for the fun of it.
( ) Kidnap some IC hobbits and carry them to Sky rooms. >:)
Key: (x)= Completed, (*)= In the process of.., ( ) Yet to do.

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles ... They call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.-- Stole this from somewhere (found it on Gulp's +finger/f and liked it a lot)... it's really cool ;)

Lil Bree-Rp Posts That I Find Amusing From Time To Time.

Several reports have come in from Combe, Staddle and Bree-proper of birds. Well, bird. And although this may not sound unusual, several reports (quite possibly the same reports as already mentioned) have cited one particular bird (Trevor Honeyoak of Staddle, who is quite the ornithologist, described the shape as: "Quite predatorial, possibly in the shape of large hawk, or common Eagle- until it came closer. I then, proceded to observe from within my dwelling, although this proved difficult from beneath my kitchen table, and with the curtains drawn.") circling over Bree, and claim it would have been at least 10... no, 13 feet tall! And that it landed somewhere on the Great East Road, between Bree and Staddle, and proceeded to remain there (At least, there was no sight of it) for some time, before finally, it was seen circling up and away.

Several folk can verify this is not the first time within several days that a bird, or bird-like figure has been seen circling Bree. What sinister plots could be brewing?

Scarlet hardly hesitates, especially after Glaurion's question. Smiling a bright and friendly smile (and this is particularly difficult for Scarlet, and causes her face to crinkle and her eyes to squint just slightly, and her teeth to be grated together with the strain of the thing, somehow she manages to pull it off anyway) Scarlet nods her head. "Why yes, yes there are, of course. I felt terrible about that little tiff," and everyone knows 'tiff' is a word used between elderly Bree women during their gossip about marital arguments or scuffles between their husbands in the inn late at night, "The other day, so I was hoping this would make up for it and such." The eyelashes batt, just slightly, though she can pull of a good 'looking-hopeful' expression, at least.
<OOC> Ottewell says, "ROFL"
<OOC> Scarlet looks innocent.
<OOC> Glaurion says, "Wow."
<OOC> You say, "Wow?"
<OOC> Glaurion says, "You never cease to amaze ;)"
<OOC> Scarlet is kinda scared... :P
<OOC> Scarlet doesn't know what she's done to amaze.. :P

<OOC> Ottewell gives Scarlet the ROFL award; or at least the Otter ROFL award.

Below is the desc and history of a very interesting player to join Bree for a while...Er... not much can be said, really, just... read, and you'll understand. ;)

=== FurryBadTz's DESC======================================
My character is a hobbit, which I named it to FurryBadtz; Just as the height is not as tall as human, it's about two to four feet tall, with slightly short cute ears; I probably say her hair is hazel and not too curly. She doesn't have to carry a cane or bag; she's a fairy. She always carries a smiley face towards on everyone, and fond of unadventurous bucolic life (Hobbits live in the country; doesn't like to go anywhere away from home and hated surprises.) of farming, look after who needs help, and discovering or flying. Living longer than humans, furry can lived up to thousand ages.
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=== FurryBadTz's STORY ========================

Once upon a time, there was an lovely penquin lived in a creeky place at breefolk, the idyllic-hobbit country-side. A lovely penquin settled in; The buildings were built of wood, brick or stone and served well special traders like smiths or construction worker. Although it could encounter lakes and rivers, they were much avoided by the hobbits who never trusted adventurous such as boating and swimming. A penquin is just as a two to four feet tall, with slightly short cute ears, wearing a transparent wings with a magic wand and never had shoes on. She doesn't have to carry a cane or bag; she's a fairy. She always carries a smiley face towards on everyone, and fond of unadventurous bucolic life(Hobbits live in the country; doesn't like to go anywhere away from home and hated surprises.) of farming, look after who needs help, and discovering or flying everywhere. Living longer than humans, furry can lived up to thousands ages. Dressed in a simple white-cloth, grabs a great staff, and a wizard hat, which is shimmering.

This happened the other night at about 9.30pm my time, around 3.30am GT. Mmmhm... Go Aussie Prime-time. ;)
============== Online Players by Culture ==========================
Breefolk: ( 1) Scarlet*
Dale-Lands: ( 1) Reidar+
========== + = Ruler, * = Local Admin, Hilited = IC ==================

Older stuff I just found:

<OOC> Delynrea says, "It's not too hard. Just /be/ the nance. Lei."

                                Breefolk Online
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WHO NAME                     IDLE   Species   Gertbert...I am your brother
IC Mr. Harman Oakwood       37s    Human     Waiting for a cheque to clear
IC Mr. Hugh Bramblefleece   8s     Human    Megan has wrecked +breewho
OOC Ms. Megan Tasselberry-Thatcher0s     Human     I have wrecked +breewho
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Total Players Connected: 3
Most Breefolk Connected: 18 - Sun Apr 13 18:23:17 1997
Game Time Is: Fri Dec 12 06:01:45 2003
Non-culture human/hobbit players online:

I... came on Ele once, and was very very drunk. I was sober enough to think to log it, though.

<Bree> Scarlet isn'tt POEd is fdrunks
<Bree> Aleswyn laughs and laughs and laughs!
<Bad> Aleswyn pets the drunk kitty.
<Bree> Scarlet says, ""has snuck off, ansd is having so much funk becuase her bwstie and her have had so much tlalkin g and love sooo much'"
< Bree > Daniel grins. "She's so cute when she totally schnockered!"
<Bree> Scarlet says, "We laid outside for liek, 30 mins and jus talke and ou know how you talk when youre driunk na dnothing matters like that"
<Bree> Aleswyn laughs and laughs. "She is."
<Bree> Aleswyn grins. "I have to be careful who I am with when I'm drinking, because I will say far more than I really should."
<Bree> Scarlet says, "and I worry so so much thtat he doesn't care for my a smuch as i care for bhim nad he saysn he deoes so it s ok, and i porbbal y shoulnd't poryry yo guys ebuecuause i can't tyeppe"
Announcement: Scarlet has changed the poll to: Me, drunk? Nevererer!
<Bree> Scarlet snerks quiuetly.
<Bad> Barliman grins.
<Bree> Rowana says, "Pashing drunk then?"
<Bree> Scarlet says, "Yah I alreadypashed al of the,"
<Bree> Aleswyn laughs. "She's great!"
<Bree> Scarlet is!!!
<Bree> Scarlet nodnods. "But there's me, my bestie and his b/f, and my friend from hightschool who's straight and has a b/f who won't let her pash randoms :( so... as hot as she is, no pashing her tonight ;)
<Bree> Scarlet probably shoudl't talk on here incase she gets out of control and doens't trealise it
<Bree> Scarlet says, "Omg ;last time i checked it was midnight"
<Bree> Scarlet lovesyouRinaadnDanyouaremybestifreidnsonthisgame
<Bree> Scarlet should probably goback to her cactualy friends now

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