ROTFL!!!! Oh you ARE gullible aren't you!!!!! LOLOL Your kind just entertain me so!

Look, I know your just visiting (for a now) but I just gotta tell you..LOL...we've had some foolish people down here, but you just take the cake!!! ROTFL! I remember that one time when those people almost had you convinced about giving your life to God....and then...LOL...and then...LOL...*holding sides and laughing*...LOL...then we got you to drink too much that one evening when you were having that pity party of yours (which we all enjoyed so much!!) and we actually got you convinced through doubt and guilt that you had no hope!!!! That Jesus didn't love you!! ROTFL!! How could you have been so ignorant?!!

I mean, I had to learn the bible because of that awful time I was the angel of light. Imagine that! Me?! An angel of light and working for the almighty Himself!!! LOL! Well anyways, it amuses me how God can put all the instructions in a book plain as day for you to learn from, tell you the way to an eternity with Him, and then even warn you about ME!!! And still....Look at you!!! Here with me!!!! Oh if I didn't hate everyone and everything I'd actually love this!!!! It's just so amusing!!! Your almost as much fun as it was when I decieved Eve!!!! ROTFL!!

Well don't just sit there looking all shocked and dumb like! You knew the deal didn't you! You just didn't want to listen! Well come in and say hello to everyone! I'm sure there will be allot of people you recognize!!!