Well anyways, not like you'll get any rewards from me for it when you get here or anything, but I just wanted to tell you to keep up the great work your not doing on Earth!!!! LOL! Hey, if I'm gonna be thrown into the lake of fire and God will defeat me just as His word says (and everything else has come true with 100% accuracy) then I might as well enjoy myself while I can!!!! Right? I mean, misery loves company and hey - I am miserable!!!! And it just tickles me to know when you are miserable too!!! Well here are some pointers for you and some lies to spread around! Some are pretty tricky so they will really blow over the weak ones who aren't rooted into the word!!

• This one usually always works!! Tell people that you are saved through your works!! That they have to earn God's love!! *laughing and holding sides* You know these are the funnest! When they come here they are just soooo shocked! As if like DUH it wasn't obvious!!! LOL!! You should listen to them yell! *in a mocking voice* "Lord, Lord, but I went to church and I sang to you and I always prayed when I was in trouble! I got involved in all the potluck suppers and bingos and didn't I serve potatos to the needy that time? Isn't that enough?" ROTFL!!!! It's always fun to remind them that they are only saved through believing and not of their own actions or good works because NONE are righteous!! LOL Boy does that blow them away!!!! (awesome screams too!!!)
  
  Why don't you start a new age group or something to get people in touch with their "higher self"!! ROTFL!! Gimme a break! I never thought this one would fly but it sure did!!! There are literally thousands involved in this stuff now! Makes me want to celebrate and inflict more pain on my prisoners!!
  
  Speaking of prisoners...lol....tell people that the bible tries to confine there lives so they can't have any fun!! Tell them that they are in bondage when they trust Christ! Make sure to entice them with drugs, alcohols, parties, sex, and every kind of immoral thing you can think of! Heck, add some more lies of your own!! Get creative! (Get in touch with your "higher self"!!! ROTFL!!!!! I just KILL me!!!) LOL
  
  Target in on families. The more we can disrupt the concept of family, the better!! Kids go astray, adultery almost always comes in, and all the disruption only begins!!! *rubbing hands together* You know, I even hear that now people are marrying animals and marrying of their same sex!!! That's great!!! If we can confuse God's word enough, I'm sure we can get more to follow!!!! So aim at families! By the way - we have found the best way to influence them is through TV. It works great!! Try it!! You'll get a kick out of it!!
  
  OK, well that is enough for a now. Glad you dropped by! Come back when you can stay!!! ROTFL!!!!!!! Hey, maybe I'll even let you jump in the lake of fire first!!! LOLOLOL!! Ta Ta my little miniature antichirst!!! LOLOL!!!!!
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