1) THE STOOGES - FUNHOUSE (1970)
		I...I don't know what to say... Sonic Attacks! Noise! Screaming! ROCKAND FUCKING ROLL, BUDDY!!!!! Think about this: The Beatles broke up in 1970, the year this came out. What's the matter, McCartney? Couldn't stand to see that four poor boys from Detroit made a better album than your lame ass pop? Iggy Pop is the spirit of Rock and Roll Incarnate, peanut butter, lewd gestures on TV, and EVERYTHING. Meanwhile, Iggy is joined by Ron Asheton, who provides perhaps the most maddening assault on guitar ever recorded in history, and he even came to Iggy's wedding dressed like a Nazi! Dave Alexander lays down a funky ass bass that makes you think of getting down and dirty with the girl next door. And last, but certainly not least, Ron's brother, Scott Asheton, Provides the beat, the method to the madness on drums. No wonder his nickname was Rock Action. Legend has it that the studio heads of Elecktra ran out of the room covering their ears when this was played for them. It certainly is ahead of it's time. It starts out with "Down On the Street." which is the warm up song. The chorus is just yelling and the feedback isn't too bad-yet. Then comes the best rock song ever written. "Loose" which is not only about sex, but about heroin. Who else but Iggy could make a song combining sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll? "Stick it deep inside, cause I'm loose! Poh!" FUCK YEAH!! "TV Eye" continues the madness, and it contains the best rock'n'roll scream ever recorded! It even sounds like Iggy puked right after! Next is the breather, "Dirt" which sounds more like a stag film song! I don't even know if Iggy sings "cuff" or "fuck". I don't care, though. Then comes the glorious "1970" which is the ultimate boredom anthem ever! The Damned covered it, too! "I feel Alright" when I listen to it! Again, FUCK, YEAH!!! "Funhouse" is the last musical track on the album, but oh, those sexy saxes! They sure are fuckin' fine!!! "LA Blues" is the climax, and I do mean climax!!! Imagine taping the sounds of wild sex to feedback and horns!! Yeah!! Unfortunately, the Stooges were dropped by Elektra after this, but they didn't seem to mind much. THE GREATEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME, and I'm sticking to that!!! See you later, masterbators. I'll write an article soon. FUCK THE BEATLES!!! JOHN, YOU HIPPIE! PAUL YOU BITCH-WHIPPED VEGE! GEORGE YOU CURRY EATER! RINGO, YOU...RINGO!