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The Bottle of freedom

this is Vodkonia most sacred relic.
this is the ledgendry bottle of freedom that was used by The God of Tyranny and the Hobgoblin of All things Alcoholic to finally turn the tide in the battle of goblin, where the forces of sobriety were finally driven from vodkonia forever.
This bottle has become a symbol for the vodkonian spirit (that is, vodka) and the will of the vodkonian people. infact so respectfull are the vodkonians of theis relic that they daily drown one, or more of the replicas availble at McGarrigles Temple of Inebriation.
The original Bottle of freedom is currently stored in the Fridge at the VHC, it is constantly kept full, just incase the forces of sobriety threathen our island again, and the Hobgoblin of Tyranny and the God Of Tyranny will lead the forces of Vodkonia against the Sober invaders.

 
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