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Privacy and diclaimer

Legal stuff follows. stops us getting sued. ( Libel? whats that)

 


Privacy....

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clones are people too!


all of the content of this site is the copy right ( and indeed copy left ) or its original writers.
as such all hate mail should be directed at them, and not me.
any attempts to harras or cause any kind of duress by any of the following means will be met with a lethal response
this list is
1. by stalking
2. unwanted letters, telephone calls, text messages, e-mails, projection of thoughs, t-shirts with home made logos, writings in blood on walls, or in mirrors, Projections onto the astral plane, voodo, or any other form of the occult including but not limited to
Windows 95, Pcs' in general, George.w.bush, Sony Mini-discs, George.w.bush, the timer on a vcr, the timer on any house hold appliance, Christinaty, George.w.bush, linux, George.w.bush, Alcoholics Anonomus, George.w.bush, or Ophrah-ism.
3. being George.w.bush
4. comming to the door and asking me if i've head the good news yet
5. being George.w.bush
6. Having elephants crash their planes into my house under the pretence that it is an orphanage
7. being George.w.bush

 


Disclaimer....

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We accept no responisiblity for any of the following:-


1. the current state of the environment
2. the current state of the music industry
3. this web-site.

follow these instructions to insure your safety while viewing this website

1. to not look directly at it.
2. blame the guy that was on before you should anyone catch you looking at this website.
3. This website is not to be taken internally.
4. If ingested consult a mortician.
5. this website is not a hat, wearing to public functions may result in embarrisment.
6. this is not a toy, attempts by childern under the age of 36 months to ingest this web-site may result in lock-jaw.
7. not to be given to childeren with 6 toes, as this site contains small parts.
8. not to be used within a 12 mile radius of any orphanage as it may interfeer with the navigational systems on near-by elephant piloted planes.
9. just don't.
10. see rule 9.
11. if you do happen to get injured by dropping this web-site on your foot, falling off it, or using it to bludgen an orphan to death with, ITS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT don't bother to sue us.
12. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.

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Last Modified: Tue, june 14 2001 13:38:03 pm GMT