Arkham case :-1
Yoda

Background, Case history, and Diagnosis

Yoda had been in residence in Vodkonia for many years, and had been living of the royalties from the starwars films.
however yoda was lured out of retirement and out of vodkonia to make a hideious paraody of the starwars films, called "starwars:- Eposide 1, the phantom menace"
whilst out of the influence of vodkonia, yoda was exposed to so much Sobriety, and was forced to stay at the " betty ford clinic" ( the direct opposite of arkham") that he lost it.
on his return to Vodkonia yoda had become what we feared most. a degenerate sober jedi, who was totally coheirent, knew what they were talking about and could walk home perfectly normally. he also claimed he had "Given up" alcohol.
The Hobgoblin of all things Alcholic and The God Of Tyranny spend a long gruelling, strenious 10 minuites arguing,and once they found they couldn't agree on a method of murder that would suit them both they took pity on their old friend, held back their psychopathic tendancys and sent the now-sober yoda to Arkham assylum for treatment.

DR.lightfinger took this case personally, unlike most cases where he just lets the patients be attended to by drunken nurses who are doped up on morphine.
here are Dr.lightfingers personal casenotes

Apon the commiting of patient #77345 :-
Yoda will be a difficult patient, we will have to work hard to undo the damage that the betty ford clinic has done to this poor man
begining dosage :- 21 shots
yoda seems to be responding well, after we bronke his original resistance, and unfortunatly 3 of his ribs, however he doesn't feel the pain anymore.
who need conventional medicine, Vodka cures all!
2 weeks into treatment
Yoda has had a relapse!
somehow he managed to fool us for the past 3 days and has sobered up, he attempted to escape today, but was captured. he is now in solitary confinement, and strapped to a chair, been fed Vodka introveniusly.
if this kind of resistance persists we will have no choice but to terminate the patient.
i would have done it earlier but his entire worldly goods are nothing but Episode one merchandise... DAMN!
4 weeks into treatment
sucess! we sold some Episode one merchandise!....
as for Yoda he has been rehabilitate for the past 10 days, but well keep him here till we sell all we can of this episode 1 stuff.
4 weeks and 1 day into treatment
discharged the little bastard after the merchandise we sold yesterday was brought back.
maybe i should be more carefull as to what i steal from patients.

signed
Dr.Lightfinger.