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Arkham case :- 2
The brady Bunch


Background, Case history, and Diagnosis

These people are the opposite of Vodkonias everywhere, however, they ended up here for some strange reason.
they were saved form immediate execution by Dr.lightfinger, who belived he could study the family to further improve the treatment of his current patients

 
 brady pic


Case history:-

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we have no idea how these people got here. Honestly we don't.
but when they got into the country they caused trouble as they attempted to show people how much more fun life would be without alcohol. naturally we couldn't stand for this sort of behaviour and had them arrested
they were then sent to arkham assylum for rehabilitation

 


Diagnosis:-

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DR.lightfinger took this case personally, but halfway through Dr.lightfinger was called away on urgent drinking, and left his capable assistance, Krunk, in charge of this case.

Apon the commiting of patient #56845 :-
these will will test my patience to the absolute limit.
even on the way over here they kept singing songs .. not proper Vodkonian songs but happy songs about sunshine lollypops and such stuff.... mmmm lollypops...
begining dosage :- 21 shots each
they are a paticullarlt stubborn bunch, who seem to have an amazing ability to resist alcohol.... this reall upset Krunk, who took out his anger on one of the brady bunch.... one of the boys i think.... anyway Brady #4 is dead.... if only they had drank heavily they would still be alive.....

2 weeks into treatment
i'm afraid that i must leave Arkham for a few weeks, krunk will be left in charge of this case.. i hope they are still alive when i return, i belive i'm very close to making a breakthrough
4 weeks into treatment
Krunk no like bradys. they no drink, Krunk no feed them, now they no move, and they smell funny. Krunk kick them, tell them "KRUNK SAY MOVE!!" but they just go Squish!
Krunk sad.
5 weeks and 1 day into treatment
sigh, krunk managed to kill all the bradys..... maybe i should invenst in a better assistant.... then again if i heard one more round of " she'll be comming round the mountain" I would have killed them.
ohh well.

signed
Dr.Lightfinger.
KruNk.

 

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