Links to the Past: Patron saint of Genital Piercings

Patron saint of Genital Piercings

Dave, Background, and Dates

Well, as the church of Vodkonia remembers it, we asked dave if he would like a sainthood, ( it was during our "buy a chicken-burger, get a sainthood free" promotion), he proclaimed in a loud voice "i want to be the patron saint of rocking out"
however somewhere along the drunken chain of command the message got garbled and dave became the "Patron saint of genital piercings"
to daves credit he accepted his new role quite well, and took the news of his mandatory genital piercing as any man would

he ran

dave hears the news of his sainthood " im the saint of WHAT???"

Background:-

dave has been elected the patron saint of genital piercings by the church of vodkonia for several reasons.

we considered the following

1. We have made our minds up and this is what dave must be
2. We have made our minds up and this is what dave must be
3. We have made our minds up and this is what dave must be
4. We have made our minds up and this is what dave must be
5. We have made our minds up and this is what dave must be
6. he just wasn't good enough to pull off Patron saint of the 80s'
7. We have made our minds up and this is what dave must be
8. We have made our minds up and this is what dave must be
9. we kept repeating the above to dave untill he accepted it
10. nobody else applied

Dates of importance:-

Here are the main dates associated with our beloved patron saint of Genital piercings

29th of November.Saint Daves' Day - Patron Saint of Genital Piercings.

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