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High council member:- Elephant
Elephant, or the "crusher of orphans" as he is known, is the military advisor to the high council of vodkonia.
A decorated war veteran who has flown in over 300 missions, most of which involved the carefull dive-bombing of orphanages belived to be under the control of the " secret cult of the eskimo orphans".
Come to think of it , he has never sucessfully landed a plane in his military carrer, not somthing that seems to bother him.
among some of his most notable battle distinctions are the "raid on the orphanage of goblin", in which he singlehandledly managed to guide his plane past the hail of defensive fire to crush the orphanage and all the orphans in it, collateral damage included a church, a school and an old persons home, but they probably had agents of "the secret cult of the eskimo orphans" in them... all that matters is that the target was hit and no pubs were damaged
his activities on the high council are limited mainly to the aquiring of new planes to replace those lost in service, friendly fire and gambling bets to neighbouring nations. Infact it has been suggested that if we actually used the weapons that come with the planes instead of the planes themselves for distruction we might not have to spend so much money on our military program
at this time such lines of thought are considered treason and are punishable by either exile or death. whichever we think would be worse.
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