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Patron Saint of Good Music

EEEEEEvil ITA!, Background, and Dates

As the patron saint of Good Music, Ita is the formost expert on music, and therefore is never wrong (or at least in her own mind)
however there are roumers that she is aligned with the Evil one, mostly perpetuated by the God Of Tyranny for reasons that no-one can explain, least of all , The God of Tyranny himself.
it may have somthing to do with that '666' shaped birthmark on her forehead, but then again it may not.

the beermats of ita, on which she scribbles drunken nonsense.

Background:-

ita has been elected the patron saint of Good Music by the church of vodkonia for several reasons.

we considered the following

1. Ita has spent a large ammount of time in bars, and has heard many bands, most of whom have played in Mcgarrigle temple of inebriation as a result she knows what she hates.
2. She is in league with the EVIL ONE!
3. she asked nicly
4. she doesn't like pop music
5. She is in league with the EVIL ONE!
6. she just wasn't good enough to pull off Patron saint of the 80s'
7. She is in league with the EVIL ONE!
8. Not just anybody can cope with the stress of drinking THAT much a night and still be able to shout "YOU SUCK" after every song.
Ita can do this and manage to scribble offensive messages on beermats at the same time.
9. She is in league with the EVIL ONE!
10. nobody else applied

yet more beermat related insanity

Dates of importance:-

Here are the main dates associated with our beloved patron saint of Good Music

None yet.

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