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Main Road to Vodkonia
Here , in this picture we can see the main road to Vodkonia. unfortunatly During the 2nd world war, Vodkonias only port capable of docking passenger ferrys was bombed by "The secret Cult of the Eskimo Orphans" and since then vodkonia has been without a major port ( despite this cokatia is still called a port city)
the country had an Airport , but in the 80's the planning permission offices were aflood with manilla envelopes( like brown envelopes only cheaper) and cocaine so after one night of heavy indulgence in cocaine and a few manilla envelopes later the runway was re-zoned as part of a 4 lane highway.
during thr Planning permission office yearly trip a neighbouring country, disaster struck
whilst leaving the only entrance to vodkonia that was acessable by car , as if by some act of God, there was a huge earthquake, causing sheer cliffs to jut up on all landfronts making it inacessable by car.( the ex-airport workers that were nearby have been cleared of all implications , especially the one involving the detonation of 120 kilos of TNT in the Planning permission offices' coach)
today the only real entrance to vodkonia is by foot. this is the only market entrance to Vodkonia, and a four day trek will leave visitors in the heart of a small village of caniballs, called Goblin, which is 244 Kilometers from Cokatia, which itself is 83 kilometers from Limeburg, the capital.
Annother interesting feature of this photo of the main road to vodkonia is that it shows one of the most amazing forms of horizontal flora in Vodkonia. The entrance to vodkonia is marked by this fine example of the " vodkonian creeping tree"
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