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Monastry of shaolin squirles

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The Monastry of the shaolin squirrels is Vodkonias last line of defense, it is also its best.
here under the carefull tutalidge of Sensi Nutkin young apprentice squirrels learn the many forms of martial arts and attempt to achieve trancendance and achive the next level apon re-incarnation, that is a human vodkonian.

( this may explain why many vodkonians are born with an insatiable thirst for violence and for alcohol, The shaolin squirrels do not consume alcohol due to thier training, and they reach near godlike levels of martial arts , when they are re-incarnated they are as violent as they were as squirrles and they have two lifetimes worth of drinking to make up for)

 
monastry of shaolin squirrels


Sensi Nutkin:-

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The Sensi of the monastry is sensi Nutkin, a wise and venerable squirrel, recently agreed to be interviewsed by the VHC

Interviewer:- "please tell our readers what the purpose of the monastry is"
Sensi Nitkin" squeek, squeeksqueek, squeeken squeek, squeek , squeek squeeksqueeksqueek squeek"
Interviewer :-" indeed i see, so what your saying is that the monastry is a lot more fun than most people think..."
Sensi Nutkin:- "squeeksqueeksqueek squeeksqueek squeeksqueek squeeksqueeksqueek squeeksqueek squeeksqueek squeeksqueek Squeeken squeeksqueek"
Interviewer :-" hehehehe really, oh my, thats sounds well a little bit naughty"
Sensi Nutkin:- " (angry) squeeksqueeksqueek!!!!!!!"
Interviewer :- " Yes of course i'm sorry, i didn't mean it that way"
Sensi Nutkin:- " squeek squeek"
Interviewer :-" well lets move on to an average day at the monastry"
Sensi Nutkin:- "squeeksqueeksqueek squeeksqueek squeeksqueek squeeksqueeksqueek squeeksqueeksqueeksqueeksqueek squeeksqueek squeeksqueek squeeken squeeksqueek squeek"
Interviewer :-" wow, that many times, and do they mind?"
Sensi Nutkin:-" squeeksqueek!"
Interviewer :-" wow! now thats a sweet deal, i'd like to meet those women"
Sensi Nutkin:-"squeeksqueeksqueeksqueeksqueeeeeeeeek!"
Interviewer :-" really, you'd invite me??? cool!.... erm as for this interview ... Fuck it"

at this point Sensi Nutkin and the interviewer leave the room and leap into a limo outside
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Ninja squirrels attack!

Sensi Nutkin executes the flying tail-kick

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