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Patron Saint of Barmaids

Baveen, Background, and Dates

Although here request was to be patron saint of the 80's we decided to keep up with the vodkonian tradition of not giving them anything that they want.
but she was made a saint, with all the rights and priviages that it entails. like ... well nothing really.

 
the patron saint of barmaids


Background:-

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baveen has been elected the patron saint of barmaids by the church of vodkonia for several reasons. we considered the following

1. Baveen has spent a large ammount of time in bars, and has "sampled" all of the various alcoholic beverages available.
2. i got bribed
3. she asked nicly
4. we think she'd look good in a waitresses uniform
5. i got bribed
6. she just wasn't good enough to pull off Patron saint of the 80s'
7. i got bribed
8. anyone can be a barmaid, but not just anybody can be their patron saint.... they have to be a woman for starters
9. i got bribed
10. nobody else applied

 


Dates of importance:-

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Here are the main dates associated with our beloved patron saint of barmaids

9th december - Saint baveens' day , patron saint of barmaids
18th of may - Saint Baveen' day : part two, Part-time patron saint of the 80's

 

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