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High council member:-
Yoda


Yoda is the unofficial leader of the vodkonina high council, seeing as he was the only one who had previous council experiance.
having retired to vodkonia to live a quite life, and to live off the royalties of Starwars yoda quickly adjusted to the vodkonian lifestyle
despite an unfortunate incedent involving a spoof of starwars called " the phantom menace" and a brief spell in Arkham asylum Yoda is still one of the most respected Vodkonian citizens.
in his spare time Yoda teaches young Vodkonians the ways of the force, this extrace form his brochure tell prospective students what the regiment will be like


"Come to Yoda jedi boot camp, and trained as a jedi you will be.
wake up you early you will, train hard you will, do or do not there is not try, lift rocks and droids you will be able
upgrade to platinum course to learn the true ways of the jedi, learn how to a lightsaber to use, be instructed by old jedi master "quaff-down-gin" you will
be not a lazy Hutt, join today you must."
Yoda
-- fear leads to anger, anger leads to hhatred, hatred leads to stress, stress leads to doobies, doobies leads to twinkies.--

 




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