Matt thinks of himself as bit of a 'lady killer'. Therefore, if you have a vagina, and matt starts talking to you, runaway immediately.
Actually, this guideline can be applied to both genders. If ever you find Matt talking to you, leave the vacinity (or more safely, state or territory) post-haste.
However, if there are any blunt objects around, don't hesitate using it to smack Matt in the dick (or lack thereof) with it.
Never smack Matt with your bare hands or feet, even when wearing combat boots. The act of which can result result in:

Skin infestation,
Incurable acne,
Auto-amputation of the extremeties,
Birth defects,
Asthma,
Headaches,
Sudden weight loss,
Sudden weight gain,
Scorosis of the testes,
Writer's block,
Pregnancy,
Severe tyre damage,
Racial intergration,
Athlete's foot,
Vaginal implosion,
Beastiality,
Uncontrollable diarrhoea,
Ovarian ejection,
Penile dysmorphia,
Anencephaly,
Labia swelling,
Emancipation proclomation,
Female ejaculation,
Suicide,
Elephantism of the nuts,
Sodomy,
Chlamydia,
Yeast infection,
Leperosy,
Fractured load-bearing supports,
Shrinking of breasts,
Expansion of breasts,
Sparadic flux in size of breasts,
Rapid pube loss,
Dishonourable discharge,
Uvula evaporation,
Smokers cough,
Chaffing,
Termite infestation
& sometimes death.