Oh, that Matt, he sucks.

- Callous Criminals Deface Diary
Terrorist terror ensues as Matt finds diary defaced. The attack is yet to be linked to bin Laden.

- Matt and the QCS Adventure
Everything you need to know about how Matt spent the 3rd and 4th of September.

- Matt's 2001: A Year In Review
Take a stroll down recent memory lane with your weird friend, Matt.

- Matt's Birthday List:
A description of events surrounding Matt's birthdays.

- Hit From The Vault:
Matt and Eddie's Dance Entry

- Matt To The Future:
An introspective interview with the Matt of 2015.

- Ladies:
Protect yourself.

- The Real Reason Matt Got Expelled:
Was it really for having sex with computer software?

- 2 Question Interview:
An unprecedented two question interview with the master of homeliness.

 

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Being so close to Matt has made me the ultimate source of knowledge on the 'man' himself, bar maybe Matt.
Before our departure as friends, I found out, one way or another, nearly everything you'd need, and everything you wouldn't need, to know, about Matt.
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If you've got more evidence that can put the utter disaster that is Matt Strain away for life, or at least give us all a laugh, send it to me post-haste!