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101.that devo and weird al shit is reason enough... plus he doesn't have acne anymore. fucker - mc-G 102.Oh, my Gary! He just farted again!!! - Homosexual with sensitive sense of smelling 103.Bollocks to this!! - Harry Sachs 104.First a joke! What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord............................................................................................my ASS. hahahahahhahahaha... enough!!!!!!!!! - The Chosen One & Master Pain 105.He turned me into a Chicken and made me blind and didn't give me a chance to save. So now I've been a chicken for about a week and I don't like not being able to do anything other than not participate. - Mark 106.He thinks sorry is just a word Canadians mispronounce. - George Clooney 107.Who the fuck is this Matt, bitch. I hate him cause I don't know him - Quien? 108.the girl i like , like's him more - Jake 109.He double parked outside Woolworths the other day and we couldn't park there. - The KKK 110.Matt is the worst driver, I don't know why I passed him! I think it had something to do with it being his 60th time and I felt sorry for him. Sorry Queensland!! - Matt's Driving Instructor 111.actually, i think hees a cool guy. - kyled 112.i think hes a cool guy - imamatt 113.why kan u people named matt. the name kyle is much, much worse - yetanothermatt 114.The Jake I like, like's him more - Eddie 115.He's so fucking annoying - mattk 116.He got a brazilan wax, fuckin seedy. - Sam 117.He had sex with my wife's cat. - Terry O'Berry 118.he likes my best friend and not me!!!!! - Sierra 119.He is a gay (stupid) and a gay (faggot) - Gary Floosh 120. he rubs midget testicles but doesn't finish the job. - keegs 121. he has sex with kyle - Bob 122. He makes poos, I seen them. They is all thick and soggy. - I live in the toilet 123. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Shit! - Bernie Bipps 124. He likes my baby Cookie! Whaaaa! - Cookie's Man 125. He such the cunt - Rytch 126.I hate matt so much because he is such a prick, he is annoyting and homosexual, needs a penis enlarger and is just SICK! - Tommypops 127. He's a piece of shit for fuck's sake! - Mogo the Mofo 128. He thinks Mena Suvari is hot, and pretty - Hilary 129. And doesn't think Im pretty... thats why.. lol... hes a bitch - Hilary 130. He can't play bongos, Los Cincos Nachos should kick him out of the band. Oh wait, is this about Matt? Oh no I like him, he's cool. - D. J. 131. He squints too damn much and he's not a Chink. - HaterofChinks 132. he has a stupid face - matt 133. He looks like a chipmunk - Anonymous 134. he touched everyones boobies except mine after he used me for my free crackerjack. and he likes phil. damn i hate phil. i only hate matt more coz he likes phil. and he came to my house with his lame droogs and left his crap car in my driveway and now everyone thinks i like crap cars. like matts. - neenar 135.Matt got drunk and touched my breasts - Matt's mum 136. Jesus wept!!! Just look at him.......The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead!!!!! - The purple fairy 137. I don't really have a reason - seriious 138. YOU FAGOT GROW UP GET A LIFE U WANKA COMPUTER GEEK - unknown 139. He got drunk and touched my tits without even asking. I would have let him, I just don't like getting raped by drunk ugly fucknuts with no sense of style or dignity. - Kim 140. He studied all night and still failed the urin test - Ryan 141. I left a turd in the fridge and he ate it! Wahhhh!!!!! Boo-hooo! - Fatty Shit Person 142. Fuck you - Fuck You 143. I love myself. I feel that all these people need to get a life and stop insulting me just because they are insacure about themself. I have a huge penis and a huge ego. - Matt 144. Because I caught him shagging his younger sister - knob 145. His rectum smells like no other - Treatme Ly Kadog 146. he didnt have sex with me. you just have sand in your vagina! - kyle 147. I love matt. He's a very special boy - especially in bed. He likes to tickle me in naughty places. When his dad found he wasnt happy... - Matt's Mommy 148. he likes boys - fox 149. He taunts me about my bad dreams! - Emily 150. I live with matt, and he just needs to stop drinking...he is in the autum of his life...dumb dunken asshole. - Josh 151. He ate my tacos and didn't leave a tip. then he stole my favorite maxi pad - Mr. Satan 152. He "cresent wanked" all over my favourite "pull mags". I can't see Kevin Eastman's wife for all the sticky! - Teenage Mutant Nurtle 153. Well, you know... he's kinda, um...I suppose a dickhead really. - I can't spell my name 154. Matt bedesky is a crossdresser and a retard well thats what drake says - jarvis 155. he i a faggot and a weiner sucker and he makes out with his sister and bret Zurba - drake 156. matt is a complete fucker eddie is hot and i want billy back!!! - storma 157. he shot a mule in the face then made love to the bullet hole - kizmitt 158. i hate matt he's so dumb he got locked in the super market and starved to death probably because he couldnt find a can opener - who wants to know 159. his face is so ugly that his ass is scared of it. - happy go fucky 160. He sure didn't miss any branches when he fell from that tall ass, ugly tree - Matt from the USA 161. Matt has never died for his beliefs. Okay so maybe I have high standards, but fuck you anyway. - Crafty Martyr 162. i caught him with his finger in his ass - poonie 163. I hate matt because he is a huge FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - mary 164. Cos everyone thinks i fucking slept with him(which i didn't) - JJ 165. He touched me with his disgusting naked member. It looks like a shrivelled up cheerio, how he ever masturbates with that is beyond me. - Zoe 166. all  of u blow - 167. He lets me do disrespectful things to him. - seriious 168. All the chicks want his doodle - some lil cunt 169. Leave me alone - Go Away 170. ahhh there alot of reason to hate Matthew here's a few. He is fat he has stupid and he wet the bed at the year 8 camp. - Mr. Terry O'Booby 171. what a faggot - Sam orpin( Badger) 172. Fatigue - Morris 173. Who's Matt? - Savenor 174. I have a really bad headache. - Mattt Sore 175. he came to my house and left his car in my driveway.. AGAIN. then he made everyone leave - hi hi hi there 176. Matt has big poos. Normally I like big poos, but whoah, those are just too big. - Helpful Morgan 177. I used to think Matt was a dickhead but now he has a MULLeT he rulz!!!!! Mullets 4 ever!!!! Hoooo! - mullet lover 178. While naked at my party: He straddled one of the rocks in my back-yard! - Jacob Horsey 179. he drinks copious amounts of alcohol, makes moves on guys and girls, then wonders why everyone hates him the next day..... - me is good 180.He beats his girlfriend and has her living in fear - Steve Irwin 181.because he has my name - matt 182.he has too many moles and he ran over my cat - amiee 183. He does not work to his capacity. - Brendan Connors 184. You people are all stupid disgusting fuck offs. why are these fagget queers talking about this fat guy giving them head? are you all completely devoid of any sense? you people will all burn in hell you stupid mother fuckers. you all should grab spoons and eat matt's ass, you stupid fucks.... - Fuck Off 185. He is about as sharp as a marble! And his antenna doesn't pick up all the channels! - Matt's not so bright!! 186. Matt's neck tastes like nutmeg. But his nuts taste more like cloves. - Magic Hat 187. He thinks Iceland is a shop that sells food and drink!! - scareball 188. He eats cow pats and drinks jam rags - MoFo 189. o fuck im wasting my time u've all said it for me! - ur mother 190. He Didn't Take it to the HOUSE!!! - Strong Mad 191. he hangs out with the los cincos faggots - fuck off cunt 192. he wasted his time on this crap insted of compiling a 'reasons to kill the los cincos boys list' - hanky 193. he's prettier than me - kellie 194. he's having my baby - fuckindog 195. cause he's so popular - what's yours? 196. HE FUCKS MEN ALL DAYS AND SHITS ON HIS PARENTS - gay banger 197. He loves the black mans cock and the gay white mans ass - John jacob 198. 59.He's gay fart with a fat arse - i love matt club creator WHOEVER PUT THAT SHOULD SHOOT THEMSELF THEY ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!!! - I HATE GAYS 199.coz he is a fat pelican necked motherfucka with a cheese factory cock. - noodleman 200.hes a faker, an ass, says the worst things that the wrong moment. and he pisses me off. - baby girl "- whoever" means that that kid sent it in. Just thought I might clarify that for the 'less bright' champions.

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