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A badger on holiday

Badger watching tips:

• Don't taunt the Badgers, they are sensitive to abuse.
• Carry a sidearm, Badgers are viscious when riled.
• Never try to see a Deep Sea Badger, they will see you first.....
• Take snacks, they will appreciate them.

Badger Favourites:

• Pot Noodles.
• Half Chips, Half Rice with a pint of mild.
• Shark (Deep Sea Badger only).
• Anything with cheese.
• Most Badgers smoke Marlboro.

Has a Badger burgled your house?

• Look for Badger tracks and Badger shite
• And Tab Ends

Badger Chilli:

• 1/2 lb ground badger steak, 1 onion, 2 cloves garlic (crushed), 2 tins chopped tomatos, 1 tin red kidney beans, 1 red pepper chopped, 1 tsp chilli powder, 1 tsp cumin powder, salt and pepper, 1 1/2 pints badger stock.

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