And the winner is... (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: is he saying anything warrax? :P (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: I asked him whether he had form 2AD The ghost of Freakylink, Pesto and two unbelievably large whirlwinds of dust leave east. You tell the ghost of Freakylink: how is it going? You are half way there. Unfortunately there is a lot of paperwork along the way :( (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: The ghost of Freakylink tells you: no stargazer told me i need a reference number for a form and melian told me to get a number  from you (SydMudSpammers) Shrike: god, you people are cruel. :) The ghost of Freakylink tells you: cant get a reference number (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: well, you have the power to put a stop to this :P he keeps logging in a new char and asking the same thing You tell the ghost of Freakylink: that would be Stargazer's deparment :) (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: to the same people (SydMudSpammers) Shrike: (I admire that) (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: tell freakylink Ahhh, well then, you need to quote this number, backwards 347388828265650593800037A (SydMudSpammers) Hufte: Cruel, but so very good at it. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: of course, throwing him in between "departments" is what you'll likely be doing for immigration :P You roll around laughing over Warrax. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis laughs (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink tells you: A730008395056562828883743 You roll around laughing over Stargazer de Solis. (SydMudSpammers) Shrike: noone is actually this stupid, are they? (SydMudSpammers) Metropolis: Tell him the middle three numbers are wrong :P (SydMudSpammers) Shrike: i mean... he has to be just playing along... right? :P (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: why on earth is warrax using my range of reference numbers, he has his own (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: Hmmm, my morals are getting in the way again, I'm thinking we should tell him the proper way to get back to life :) (SydMudSpammers) Hufte: Refer him to newbie, if you must. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: he doesn't want a life... he wants a char :P (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: one so that "he doesn't have to start all over again" (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: you know, I do hope he is playing along... because i just dont want to think he can be this stupid :P (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: Anyone logging this? :) (SydMudSpammers) Hufte: He wants another char? Bugger that. (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: he wants all the inactive ones... like Jakka...   etc :P (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: originally, he wanted to trade chars... his trump card/char got deleted, so now he's after a freebie (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: Oh, I thought he wanted a res ... fire away :) (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: he was giving me a list of some high lvl chars that are inactive :P saying we can use them :P (SydMudSpammers) Hufte: Log it, and tell a cre he's trying to chet... (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: i'm sorry, the computer won't take that reference number and referrer, you'll have to get him to give you ones that were assigned to him (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: Damn, the start has scrolled off my screen, anyone else log the full thing? (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: this sounds like a bonafide smuggling operation... congrats, we're organised criminals! The ghost of Freakylink arrives from the east. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: damn you warrax :P (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: please hold (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: "You tell the ghost of Freakylink: What, that was a valid reference number! Tell him to look at reference manual 16Ai465B" You laugh at Stargazer de Solis. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink tells you: i got to go soon and want to fill out a form before i go (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: tell him we need details... any visible birthmarks, eye colour, etc :P (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You remote to the ghost of Freakylink: Stargazer de Solis puts you on hold with elevator music in the background,you find it soothing You roll over Stargazer de Solis. (SydMudSpammers) Metropolis: Tell him you need his Universal Person Identification Code. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: and send him to you right? :P (SydMudSpammers) Metropolis: No, he's supposed to know it himself... if he doesn't know, he has to see his government :P Remotes to Stargazer de Solis and you: Warrax glows glowingly with red tape (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: right, let's proceed... i need the latitude and longtitude of your location for statistical purposes (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink tells you: i have no idea i live in daytona beach florida and i dont have a map sorry GPS ahoy!