Cheers to you, Jim.  You're a wonderful friend and my favourite American.
MAD
[fzzt] Mad: i'm going to kill your cat one day :)
[fzzt] Mad: and soxy's
You stare at Mad X.
You say: poots
The tabby cat meows happily.
The tabby cat follows you.
You ask: isnt mad a meanie?
Mad X draws the short sword from the short sword scabbard.
Mad X draws the stiletto from the black backpack.
> Mad X moves aggressively towards the tabby cat!
Mad X sheathes the short sword in the short sword scabbard.
Mad X puts the stiletto in a pocket in the black backpack.
You eek at Mad X.
You slap Mad X.
[fzzt] Melian: dont u dare!!!
> Mad X gets a bronze helm from a pocket in a black backpack.
Mad X removes a metal helm.
Mad X wears a bronze helm.
Mad X removes a bronze helm.
Mad X puts the bronze helm in a pocket in the black backpack.
Mad X wears a metal helm.
Mad X shakes slightly as he takes hold of a silver flail.
Mad X holds a silver flail in his right hand and left hand.
> As Mad X uses the silver flail a bolt of faith flashes from above.
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The tabby cat looks worried.
The tabby cat leaves west.
A great forest stretches out to the east.  The trees look very ancient and
twisted and the whole place seems to be clothed in a sinister gloom.  The depths
of the forest could hold untold perils so be on your guard.  The trail winds
east into the forest or west across a stretch of boggy moorland.
It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with almost no wind and some
puffy clouds.
There are two obvious exits: east and west.
Mad X is standing here.
An old sign is here.
Mad X smiles.
You step onto a slightly shaking path constructed of wooden planks.

Mad X arrives from the east.
A stretch of moorland [e,w].
Mad X and a tabby cat are standing here.
Mad X follows you.
> The tabby cat purrs like a cute kitten.
You leave the wooden path and step back onto firm ground.

A tabby cat and Mad X arrive from the west.
A gloomy forest [e,w].
Mad X and a tabby cat are standing here.
An old sign is here.
A tabby cat and Mad X follow you.
[fzzt] Mad: :)
The tabby cat nuzzles Mad X affectionately.
The tabby cat meows.
[fzzt] Mad: how a couple a trip to the assassins guild? :)
[fzzt] Melian: no :P lets continue the hunt for xp :P
You zonk Mad X on the nose.
Mad X sniffs.


The tabby cat purrs like a cute kitten.
[fzzt] Mad: i still think we should go to the assassins guild :)
The tabby cat meows.
The tabby cat looks around with curiosity.
[fzzt] Mad: You decide against throwing the lightable torch at the tabby cat. :(
[fzzt] Melian: okay :)
[fzzt] Melian: lets try killing it then :P
The tabby cat meows.
The tabby cat purrs contentedly.
[fzzt] Mad: you'll get all sulky if it works :)
The tabby cat bounces around happily.
[fzzt] Melian: probably :P but i also would like to see soxy's cat die :P
[fzzt] Mad: i'd have to get soxy's cat to the assassin's guild :(
The tabby cat nuzzles you affectionately.
[fzzt] Mad: i'll get it one day!
You notice Mad X nearby.
Mad X leaves north.
You follow Mad X north.

On to the fun stuff..
Mad X tells you: hungry
Mad X tells you: i found a can of beef stew, but it says it was made in canada.
Mad X tells you: i'm not eating that shit

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