Burning Down the House
"...I can only compare to the scene from "2001" where that Dave Bowman guy is falling through those light with that 'oh shit' look on his face."
Burning Down the House
"...I can only compare to the scene from "2001" where that Dave Bowman guy is falling through those light with that 'oh shit' look on his face."
Holy Rolling
Actual Announcements Taken From Chuch Bulletins
Standard Guide to the Bases
"Do you remember middle school/junior high school/high school?"
Widgets?!?!
"I can take widgets or leave them."
Get rich quick
What to do with the checks Ed sends you.
Coffee
"...notifying him or her of an imminent coffee outage and prompting them to take immediate action to prevent a crippling coffee-less state."
Colleg Bound
"College is basically a bunch of rooms where you sit for roughly two thousand hours and try to memorize things."
Computers
Modern solid-state computers are wonderful things.
Computer Science Majors
...and Automatic Weapons
The 1996
Darwin Awards!
A little population control.
50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class
The Illuminati are Everywhere
Tying Microsoft together
Imagination takes you there from here.
Meat?
"How can meat make a machine?"
Welcome to Oregon
Don't Stay too Long
From the Fingers of cs.orst.edu
Questions
...and answers
More Questions
And more answers
Shotgun
Rules for calling Shotgun
Teen Death
Only in Tennessee
Trek'95
Will Windows 95 Live Long And Phosphor?
Will UNIX serve the antichrist?
VAXen
"VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places."
Wanking 101
The complete guide to self stimulation
What's your sign, baby?
Your eternal horiscope