this is my friend barbara.  she likes poultry.

my friends barbara, abbey, katie, and crystal think they are statues, but if you look closely you can see them moving.

home.

These are my friends Scott and Jessica.  Only if you knew them could you know how absolutely bizarre this picture is.

These aren't really my friends, but they once belonged to a friend of mine.  He stole them from somewhere.  (he's prone to stealing things.)  So Crystal and I decided to steal them from him, and we held them hostage for a few months and returned them on his birthday.  We dressed them up and it was good times.  He never knew it was us until we gave him pictures of us with the animals at all different stages.  That was the best.

Melissa, Kenny, and me at Crystal's 21st Birthday party.