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Message: SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT Why do you drive on a parkway and park on the driveway? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a male ladybug? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? Why are there interstates in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? What do chickens think we taste like? If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship its called cargo? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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