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Message: Blonde Joke Their once lived a blonde. She decided that she didn't want to be stupid anymore so she painted her white convertible red, and dyed her hair black. She got in her car and left her home to start a new life BUT the blonde was so stupid that she forgot food to eat on the trip. She drove up to a farm and noticed that there were many sheep there. She saw the farmer and asked, "If I can guess the exact amount of sheep you have, can I keep one?" "Sure!" he said "good luck." "I think you have...158 sheep" she said. "Wow, that's right! Now go get your sheep." So the blonde picked up her sheep and started to put it in the backseat when from behind her came the farmers voice. "Excuse me but, if I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back??!!"
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