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Monday December 18, 2000 |
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Good times for all.
Staring at datafox's site gives me so many ideas on how to change it. hahah. I can do so much to it now. Like make it netscape compatible. haha. yeah right.
I got my SIdewinder Freestyle Pro. without a mail in rebate with it. Which means I have to go kick customer services ass, or go to compusa and steal one from their packages. same difference.
In other news, my boss quit.
I brang my p2-233 home this holiday so that I could upgrade it to win Me. Thank god I have a 3500, or then I'd have to bring back my monitor too. I can plug a tv out a/v cord (actually just the V part) into the hub, and it auto outs to the tv. Max 640x480, and blurry as hell though. When you play q3, The blurriness acts like FSAA (owned. fuck off v5), but when you play RA2, you can't tell the difference between any of the infantry and the turquose color looks like the green color on the minimap. crap monkeys.
DId I tell you my boss quit? well, yeah, it's going to make my job interesting now. I may start hating it just like a normal human being.
bastards took away my counter.
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Thursday November 30, 2000 |
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datafox reminded me to update here. Ha. bastard.
read below. Don't worry. that never happenned. He was never hired. I still get the 800 to bitch slap around. And an iMac on the desk too that I use to uh... play cds and shit. That's like all it's good for. I guess it looks nice.
Ugh. I'm sorry everybody. Everything that I'm going to type next is going to be good good good and shit. If you don't want to read non-funny or "I have a happy life" crap go away. The next couple paragraphs are going to be plain and simple gloating.
I'm doing Cold Fusion Programming. I did a really cool script that pulls info from a Access Database and lists it out. YOu can add/edit and search. Pretty sweet. I pulled it off with no prior knowledge in a good weeks time. Cold Fusion is a really sweet language. Easy to learn. It's like extended html.
I also have great people to work with. It's actually fun most of the time. Nick, my boss, is a great guy who lets me do things on my own schedule. no rush. no nada. Playing quake 3 at work? "hey. that looks cool" And he thanks me for coming into work everyday, like I'm a blessing to the workplace. It annoys me but at the same time I feel pretty cool from that.
Jill, the graphics artist, is an overly nice hippie that doesn't seem to mind that I never have anything to say. She also gave me this really cool business card that uhh.. you'll see it someday.
And Mike, the boss assistant is too cool. He oozes pimp moves and speaking skillz. And also doesn't mind at all that I have nothing to say. His only bad is that he listens to stuff like metallica and other old music that sounds like crap to me. ha
See how bad that was? That was horrible. I hope you never come back again.
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Tuesday October 24, 2000 |
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Yee haa.
So I'm actually finnally starting to do something at work. No more sitting around looking at webpages. Pretty cool I guess. I like having to sit around and actually do stuff, because it keeps me from boring my self to death. It's not like I'm cleaning up elephant poo at the zoo, so I like what I do.
And then...
I already knew it was going to happen eventually. Nick (my boss) told me he was planning on it. I thought it would be a good idea.
Interns
Monica? please. I wish. Today, in a 1/2 interview a guy comes in to see nick. I believe the guy's name was Daniel. Well Daniel wants one of the interning positions here. (info :: we do web stuff for the school)
Nick :: so uh do you do any database stuff?
daniel :: (Something I don't understand because he has a thick heavy Russian Accent) ... no.
Nick :: ok, any Flash?
Daniel :: no. never Tried
Nick :: So what webpages have you done?
Daniel :: I did the ice hockey webpage for the school.
Pause. I couldn't see that crap load of a webpage from where I was sitting since I was writing a support email to somebody, but c'mon. he's only done 1 webpage. how good could it be? Personally, the page looks like a piece of shit to me. It's a bunch of badly beveled images collided together stuck together in some crappy editor (netscape?)
So he writes down some info for Nick, and then he takes off. Pause. A lot.
About 25 minutes later while I'm writing up a faq page, Nick says to me, I think I'm gonna hire Daniel for a "web ksdf slkfj lskdjf lksdf sdf sdlfkj".
me :: you mean the guy who was here earlier?
nick :: yeah.
me :: So, uh, what's his web experience like?
nick :: nothing. he did the ice hockey page
me :: oh.
nick :: he can do all your lackey work. All your typing, updating webpages, whatever.
me :: oh.
god I hope he wasn't serious. god damnit. I'll probably won't get to sit in front of the 800 box anymore either. damnit.
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Wednesday September 13, 2000 |
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have I told you how much I hate icq. it controls me. It controls me and has made me it's bitch.
people are online :: uh-oh. stop what you're doing robert. homework. html. programming. anything. in a flow? stop it. get the message. "HI ROBERT. YOU ARE GAY." thanks for the message.
nobodies online. :: I usually go lay out on my bed and just think. while i'm waiting, if I hear the slightest sound from my computer I jump out of bed and find out what it is. knock knock knock. somebody from my loser list online. thanks.
It's a chore now. I hate it. Sure it's interaction with my friends and other people I don't know, but it's annoying. stop it. email me or something.
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Saturday August 26, 2000 |
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Let's hope nobody sees this until after everything's happenned.
Fun Stuff ::
1) My computer boots up to a litestep desktop where the only thing you can do is click on an image that says "Robert is cooler than you". I was going to do more than that , but i ran out of time. CLicking on the image lets you switch the os back to windows exlporer.
1a) Unintentional, but it occurred. When you switch to explorer, the mouse wheel gets turned off. That's got to be annoying.
2) Survivor waves. I set a bunch of windows actions to play Survivor waves. Hopefully it will either scare or annoy the hell out of everybody.
3) My desktop has a picture of a quote from national geographic saying that richard didn't win the million. ALso on my desktop is a folder that says "NAKED PICTURES OF RICHARD" it's empty though
4) ALso on my desktop is a folder called "MAD OWNAGE VERSION 3.0", which contains the esoteric pain layout. I was thinking about doing that on april's fools, but that's a whole year from now.
5) I have pot in a baggie in my desk. It doesn't look real at all, but if you give it a slight glance, it might make you wonder.
I don't remember if I did anything else, but that's all I can remember right now. I AM 100% l33T. Until next month, I will plot more pranks on my "friends." All hatred, all the time.
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Sunday July 31, 2000 |
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Change of plans. It's not 2.5 weeks anymore. BEcause i'm very illiterate, I swear school started on the 14th. Nope. Smart me. It starts on the 7th. I'll be back on that freaking island before you know it.
READING RITING RITHEMETIC
once a month. I'll try to update here at least that many times. hahaha. Who am i kidding.
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Friday June 23, 2000 |
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Don't worry. I haven't gone insane. i'm not a stalker or anything. I just think she's pretty, and I was in the mood of some more pics on the page. all text just isn't that cool.
Try and tell me a smile didn't come to your face reading that update. C'mon. I dare you. I know it did. There's so much tongue in cheek there i killed myself updating it.
it sucks that someone else's life right now isn't in the best of times. I don't know what I can do about it, but i try to be me through all of it. Maybe that update brang a smile to his face? who knows. let's hope so. he needs it.
madownage.org : Now with frame cheat!
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Thursday June 15, 2000 |
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Sometimes life really sucks big fat monkey cock.
For those who aren't in the know, I failed 2 courses this quarter. Engineering 17 - Circuits I, and Math 22b - Differential Equations. That's a F. 2 F's actually. I deserved my Engineering 17 F. I had no fucking clue what I was doing. My math grade, however, is another story. I respect my math teacheer about 10 times the ammount I liked my eng teacher. I hada C to B going in to the 40% of my grade final. I got a 17/160 on the final. What the hell is that. I emailed him, and he emails me back saying that my final deserved that 17. Fuck. so pretty much I'm fucked. I need to waste the summer making up the math class. I wish i could take the engineering class too, but they conflict over the summer. bastards.
Today is just weird. I had a job interview today too. Web Page designer. And it was weird. The lady who interviewed me had a notepad. On that notepad she had notes on the previous interviewers obviously. It would say like "name. stuff. stuff. stuff. stuff."
I saw my page. It said "Robert"
And that was it. uh. good or bad? I hope that means I'm so memorable she didn't have to take notes. ugh. I really need this job. That way life won't be a total failure this summer.
God. I so want to take Eng 17 and mat 22b this summer. That way I get them out of my way and keep the same schedule next quarter. but nope. I'm taking eng 17 next fall. I get the feeling I'll still be the stupidest one in there. ugh. I don't think i've cheated enough this quarter.
life rants. I rant. I don't know if ranting my life away on a web page makes me feel any better any more. ugh.
yesterday I took a physics final. Physics 9d - nonclassical physics. There was one question I had no clue how to do. So... i took the robert intitiative. here's something not as funny as what i put, but i'm all out of creativity.
The temperature of part is like WHOA. The ratio of the 2 parts i like WHOA : WHOA which is 1:1. Today they are selling 29 cent hamburgers at McDonalds. I think you should buy some. For only 29 cents, this price can't be beat!
That better get me 1 or 2 points. heh. If I fail physics too, i'm going to kill somebody.
This quarter was my first quarter here I didn't take a programming class. Next quarter I won't be taking a programming class either. If I fail some more classes, I'm going to kill somebody. programming is my life. No programming, no life. Thank god for perl and webpages. I love this.
www.madownage.org. I don't think i have the guts to rant like this over there. it's just not me.
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Wednesday May 17, 2000 |
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I don't think any professor likes me. You know what that means? I can't be myself. I've been asked to not be me. how wacked out is that.
ownage.gibworld.com
I don't understand them sometimes. They get mad at me for attending lectures, and having fun with my friends. Students come to class and sleep, but there's nothing wrong with that to her. Students don't even show up, but there's nothing wrong with that to her. But If I try to have a good time, see me after class.
"you guys are always laughing, moving..."
ownage.gibworld.com
I'll sleep in class next time, alright?
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Thursday April 13, 2000 |
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Thursday the 13th! NOOOOOO
ugh. mad ownage down again. give it some time. I wanted to talk about that metallica thing too. bastards.
Anyway. Leechers suck. I hate leechers.
Eye for an eye mother fucker.
I write 90% freely here. I write 50% freely at mad ownage. There are boundaries I don't want to cross over there. It's unfortunate that I don't express my true ideas and beliefs over there. I can really really hate people.
THIS PAGE IS FULL OF HATE. DOWN WITH HATE.
whatever. I'm pulling ie5.5 right now. Not outlook express though. I don't want a banner. It's suppose to have some new weird shit, but I probably won't notice. As long as it doesn't kill off my stuff, it's a ok.
Don't over play my stuff. You can only make it worse. before i even get a chance to overplay it myself. before i even geta chance to play it in triple digits. ugh. mother fuckers.
5 min left on the download. see ya later.
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Thursday April 6, 2000 |
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Well that webpage that I'm working on is coming around pretty well. Only problem is that I don't think I'm dong graphoics that cover the topic well. oh well. It's looks good.
I don't like people taking my shit. It's mines biznatch. I started PLAYING, and then SOme other BIZNATCh TAkes it and hogs it. FUCK. And it's like he FUCKing Tries to ruin the game for me. I've barely played. I play sporadically and haven't got the full feeling of playing the game like I did with quake 2. When I first started playing q2, that was bad ass. I played constantly and it pulled me in like nothing else. Right now, half life does shit for me. I want to play, but I don't have the cd. Gay shit does. And when he plays, he plays like a fucking fag. Like a save every 5 steps. A pansy look at me go at it with a crowbar because I don't want to waste any ammo. A watch me take 20 minutes to beat a level which should take 2 minutes for a NORMAL humaN FPS PLaya. A watch me do something retarded and reload. A I don't have Any Idea how To Solve A Level Even THough It's Simple ENough For a 2nd grader. WTF. I hate this. I am not gay. if i was I might like it. BUT I'm NOT FUCking GAy. I hate the way he plays. He has no fun now because his pansy ass can't play fps right. he just uninstalled it, but someone else took the gay cd. fuck you all.
That uninspired, rant was brought to you by, lack of sleep. THank you lack of sleep.
Oh right, and fuck you all too.
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Tuesday March 21, 2000 |
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Nothing like good ol geocities updating to rant your life away.
I don't get it. Why do people really like sites like ramblings, simpleminded, hearye, roosh, whatever? I don't see it. I read those every once in a while, but man. C'mon. There's only one reason the readers ever come back now. They want more controvery. They want one of the writers to say "FUCK YOU OTHER WEBSITE #2". and then they'll go visit website #2 and that website will say "FUCK YOU WEBSITE #1", and it will go on until one side says "ARGUeING WILL GET US NOWHERE. :) =) I'm a smilly red rose. :) :) look at me:) :) now that I've got you in my lock of crap, you will coem back for more crap". ugh. I hope mad ownage never dissolves to crap like that. people who like real content should be loving mad ownage right now. I swear the only way people will notice you is if you become an abrupt bastard.
but I'm always the last to say AOL is crap. AOL the isp is crap. AOL the "I can trick 23957239857 people into using crap service. Kepp up the bad work. those losers don't care!" company's business practice is excellent. If they can do taht, and get monies, enough to sellout, great. wonderful.
Ugh. Good Sites. wtwd.fissure.org. techno weenie. not bence jon. badassmofo. solosier.com. brain-damage.net.
"hey uh. rob, you're being hypocritical, or some shit like that. " you're right. I don't care. I'm typing like a drunk bastard right now. I just hate having the feeling that these sites out there have no faith in themselves. no creativity in their own content. no love for what they're doing. man. I am crazy.
See ya. I got some classes that need failing.
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Sunday March 5, 2000 |
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what?
Leave PEON!
Can you believe I archived like 4 months into 1 file? hahaha.
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Thursday March 2, 2000 |
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Man. Mad Ownage has been down for the longest time now. Like 12 - 13 hours? wtf? I really need to do that server move. But I've got other plans to. Big Plans. Big Huge Plans. Big Huge Amazing Plans. What's up with you? Nothing. Watching the game having a bud.
HEY DOOKIE! Yo! WASSSSSSUPP!
I've been thinking about doing some weird stuff lately to this page. If it goes through, you'll notice. Whatever.
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